Fingers crossed
I'll ring him and say his mum has AIDS or something, then when he's out you can change the locks and sell his stuff to gypos. When he comes back you can pretend you don't know who he is.
(bogus official Stop being shit., Thu 15 May 2008, 10:03, archived)

HURRAH!
Sounds like a plan
( Blue Star I'll blow you a kiss, it should reach you tomorrow, Thu 15 May 2008, 10:07, archived)