I might make myself a frothy coffee RIGHT NOW

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:29, archived)

yay
with chocolate on the top?
( lafleur likes cheese, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

no, that's a bit gay to be honest

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

MAKE ME ONE TOO.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:30, archived)

RAM IT UP YOUR URETHRA WITH A CACTUS YOU PUPPY FISTER
hello
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:31, archived)

WILL YOU BE NICE TO ME FRANK?
DON'T TREAT ME LIKE YOU TREAT TONY.
( rosalicious stand me up buttercup, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

I'M BEING VERY ALPHA MALE RECENTLY
I THINK I HAVE HORMONES OR SOMETHING
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:32, archived)

HAVE YOU GOT YOUR RAG?

( rosalicious stand me up buttercup, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

I THINK I AM MANSTRUATING

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

Alpha male on the internet:
Contradiction in terms.
(mookay pick em up picklehead, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

FRANK IS ALL MAN.

( rosalicious stand me up buttercup, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

I just wrote you a poem, JUST NOW
I knows a Rosa
Ginger pikey
She's a teaser
Me quite likey
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:36, archived)

*clicks*

( Fluzzy 352, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:39, archived)

I done you one too ALL MY OWN WORK I MADE THIS UP MYSELF I'M SO CLEVER
Hey Frankie
Do you remember me
You looked at me and then I blushed
‘Cause I remembered I loved you so much
( rosalicious stand me up buttercup, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:41, archived)

aaaagh not that song

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:42, archived)

Gilgy, Gilgy, Gilgy
when I get a job and move to Manchester, can I visit you and we can have coffee?
( minimum fuss - An all time favourite, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:34, archived)

oh right, is your interview in God's Holy City itself?

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:35, archived)

it is indeed
Close to the holy grail of Old Trafford too. It's in Trafford Park
( minimum fuss - An all time favourite, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:37, archived)

kettle's on
when's your interview then?
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:38, archived)

Dates haven't been confirmed yet
probably end of the month. Hopefully they give me lots of notice so I can arrange flights and learn to do the things my cv claimed I could.
( minimum fuss - An all time favourite, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:40, archived)