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*HONKS*

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
*TONKS*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference isn't Jennie bond either, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
*PLONKS*

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
*BONKS*

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference isn't Jennie bond either, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
At last!

(I helped save b3ta! Eddache And then John's pimping days were over, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
Half of /talk has sexed me.
The other half raped me, but it didn't count yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
GOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! Eddache And then John's pimping days were over, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
DUCK
DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK, DUCK
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
*Pulls trigger*
*Bags one*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
*sniggers at you for missing one*
/Duck Hunt
(I helped save b3ta! Eddache And then John's pimping days were over, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
I have that game cartridge in my room.
But haven't the means to play it :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
Its ok, its just a car horn
Geese sound more like HONKHONKHONKHONKHONK
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
The one-eyed turkey at the city farm MEOWS.

(I helped save b3ta! Kersal Missive the Metropolitan Borough of IN YOUR FACE, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)

www.floralgoose.com
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
click i like this you shower of spastics

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
oh gmos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
*smooches*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes and thanks for the trouble you took from her eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
WHERE IS MY FUCKING POST?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:40, archived)
^there

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
NO.
MY MAIL. I WANT MAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
Oh... pffft

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
You sound like someone who had AOL email v1.0
*you've got mail*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
Right there...

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
I just download the Flight of the Conchords album.
I'm not sure if I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
Of course you do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference isn't Jennie bond either, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
What is all this hype about them?
A mate played me a few of their 'funny songs', I think I smiled twice.
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
They're hyped largely due to being on the telly at a time when HBO didn't have much else of merit.
I've not seen their tellyshow.
I have gigged with them a few times, and found that it led to much amusement of the laughalot variety.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference isn't Jennie bond either, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:45, archived)
Baby pigeon is squealing and flapping his wings for attention.
But mum pigeon is ignoring him so it looks like the baby is just really pissed off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kersal Missive the Metropolitan Borough of IN YOUR FACE, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
Go out and breast feed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
i thought i was going to get a birthday card today
but instead i got my bank statement telling me i'm very poor. NOT FAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
Isn't your birthday on sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:43, archived)
yes
but there's no post on sundays
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
Ah, a good point well made

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
I'm still waiting for my randomburns....

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere is going to lose loads of money on Calzaghe - RJJ, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:47, archived)
:-(
That's shit. Happy birthday pet.

*Hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
My parent's sent me a birthday card back in December
(which is when my birthday is, funnily enough). In the envelope with the card, they also kindly enclosed my student loan statement. How depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefreeman, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
Are you horny?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 11:42, archived)