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Well you fucking asked for it.
Not had time to mix or edit it so here it is in the raw.
Probably and proudly, the worst bash song yet
NSFA
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
Turns on...
Tunes in...
RAWKS OUT!!!*

*I'm not listening to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
MY NAME IS JACOB SOMETHING, I LIVE IN BRIST HOLE

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
Right...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
This handsome stutterer is off down the beer house.
Guh.. guh.. gu.. guh.. good day everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
MY DAD DRIVES ME ROUND IN HIS JCB

(I helped save b3ta! Eddache And then John's pimping days were over, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
You Luke, aged 5?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
Luke Lee

(I helped save b3ta! Eddache And then John's pimping days were over, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
Luke, I'm your father

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)

This isn't half as funny as I thought it might be
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
It's not funny because you're shit.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
I'm ignoring you because you didn't tell me to fuck off
with caps of course
(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
stop changing your name...it's confusing me

(I helped save b3ta! Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
HOORAY!

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
wow
is all i can say

wow
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik he has the WET SEX!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
The dog's just started howling
And Sam's cringing.
(I helped save b3ta! piston_broke, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
That makes Totem crash.
EDIT: And Amarok. I can't play it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
you listen to music through demons too?

(I helped save b3ta! Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
With Todd, you can never tell
It's probably a golgothan.
(I helped save b3ta! piston_broke, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
Daemons, yes.
I use Linux.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
It's like being at church

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:30, archived)
haha
as tuneful as we've come to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack - Tea is too wet without a biscuit, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
I'll listen to it when I get home
If that's ok?
(I helped save b3ta! Wormulus Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
No, of course not
You must listen NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
what kind of video do you want?
I was thinking a stop-motion stick figure one
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
Whatever you think will fit a crock of shit like that :)

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
if anyone knows how to do the rubarb and custard style of crap, let me know

(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
:/
You should have done one about fucking babies.

When it comes to 'comedy' songs see 'Kunt & The Gang' for inspiration says I.
(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
that's next time
with a solo by supermatt
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
I'll write ya song that'll send ya to hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
Haha lovely
Top accent too
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
I saw that

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
And me

(I helped save b3ta! TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
Shush now

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister www.facebook.com/pages/SugarSpun/8347697732, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)
;)

(bogus official you can't beat me, you're a spaz, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
*yawn*

(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill Pretty fly. (For a white guy), Fri 16 May 2008, 15:44, archived)