Lobsters
Are they de rigeur for dinner?
( The Fouricci Sequence CATG, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:45, archived)

No
it's curry night tonight.
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

This.
At Mrs Jobe's Grandma's house. She does the best curry ever. FACT.
( Jobe http://www.flickr.com/photos/joefreeman, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

NEAR THE TOP LOLS AND FOR ONCE RELIVENT........
ROSE SAYZ "CASUAL CONVERSATION AT THE CURRY HOUSE"
( G to the Onzo. Pardoned by the great Baldmonkey., Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

I think it's steak night
I like steak night.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

CURRY NIGHT

( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Duck season!
Rabbit season!
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'm hunting wabbits

( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

do people really have 'curry night' and 'steak night'
like regular thing each week?
( MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

No
but now I'm living with gonz, I'm sure anything can happen
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

sexy fun times?

( MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Nope
I just want steak so the entire night will be devoted to the making of, then eating of, steak.

And drinking of boozes.
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered....., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

if they eat in weatherspoon every night, then yes

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Grill night, Curry Night and Roast Night!
Monday, Thursday and Sunday, respectively
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

Clams have feelings too.

( MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Clams got legs

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

no we don't

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Otherwise girls wouldn't enjoy sex

( Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

I had crabs once.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:46, archived)

Now I've got them :(
You bastard
( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

i had a black bird with thrush called robin

( mongychops, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

and liked them so much you never got rid of them

( Dangermouse. ™ loves VodkaCoke., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

I might have a fishfinger sandwhich.

( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

fishfinger Hash Brown
( The Gentleman Bastard is in ur noun, verbing ur noun. ©, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

What, from frozen?
Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it you slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag-ga!

Ed: I've never had hashbrowns I liked, too greasy.
( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

*claw hands*

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:47, archived)

whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop

( SuperMatt has like some sort of dwarf face-vagina, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

Well wash them once you've finished yourself off then!

( Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

You REALLY need to change your sig

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:50, archived)

Seconded

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Fifthed

( broadsword Friend of whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:52, archived)

But I've only just changed it!

( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

from what?
It should say Blue Star is WIN.
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

It did say 'Blue Star Rusty Minx'.
I think it's now more apt for the news I had today.
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

But you aren't fail. If they didn't pick you it's obviously THEIR loss.

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:03, archived)

I don't ever see things that way.
I'm a natural pessimist so obviously it's not their loss because they got someone hella better than me in.

Oh well.
( Blue Star a call girl with yesterday eyes, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:05, archived)

FAIL

( The Fouricci Sequence CATG, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

Dunno but I think I may have lobster
Thanks for that
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:48, archived)

I'm not sure what's happening for dinner yet
I live on the edge!
( setimret Likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

I have never had Lobster.
100% Trufax.
( Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Come with me on a journey

( The Fouricci Sequence CATG, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

Nice grooming there.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

A magical, mystery tour?

( Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Will there be cake?

( Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

But you live in fisherman land...

( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Crackland

( Mykeyboy Misses The Captain:(, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Crack is whack, yo

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Well that too
But it didn't fit with the point I was making.
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:53, archived)

Yous guys smoke alotta crack over there?

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:54, archived)

It makes a nice contrast to the smack

( broadsword Friend of whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

It's scotland ffs.
They need other nutrients other than booze and skag.
( Spider Riviera A.K.A. Mister Intriguing., Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

I was buggering a choirboy the other week and his crack was smoking.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

*cliques*

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:57, archived)

*Cries*

( The Fouricci Sequence CATG, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

More lube!

( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

No, I like the smell.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

Like pick n mix and tears

( Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

More like burning rubber and flesh really.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Personally? No
Maffers lives in a skankier place than Mykey though.
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

I bet you live in a castle...don't you, Princess?

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Of course :)
You had to ask?
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

I just wanted a confirmation :D

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I DO NOT!

( Maffers thinks Katy Perry should be his., Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

Teehee
Sorry.
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

Not as bad as round here.
Why only the other day I spotted our constable cycle past and he looked to be in rather a hurry.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)

My stomache hurts like crazy.
I am headed for bed.
(postal ninja how do you make stir fry?, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:49, archived)

you should probably eat something
stop being all anorexic and shit
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Sleep well
Feel better
*hugs*
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:51, archived)

Erm, I want Curry, but I've got pizza
Tomorrow I've got steak :D
( Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:55, archived)

But you'll still want curry
as curry is nom
( TY&GN would let Jason Statham touch his body, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:58, archived)

I know...ah well, I'm not wasting food.

( Donkey Gums has gone to his happy place, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

I love lobster.
nom nom nom.
( spangolin laughs from the dark of the wilderness, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:56, archived)

lobsters are filthy overgrown aquatic woodlice that live on the shit that pours out of sewer outlets
bon appetit
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:59, archived)

Taste damn good for it though

( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:02, archived)

hell yes
make sure you have a cleaver handy, there's nothing quite like a cleaver for chopping a lobster
( spacefish if you can't be quietly erudite, be noisily crass, Fri 16 May 2008, 16:00, archived)