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Today I bought the missus the Edward Monkton book "A Lovely Love Story"
because it reminded me of her. I even wrote a little dedication in the front to the effect of "You're amazing, if a bit weird.". I'm feeling very smug, because she adored it.

How have you lot shown appreciation recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Fri 16 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
Did she smack you up a bit after?

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster Brian, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
Or forbid you to leave the house or whatever else it is she does?

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)

www.kineticnorth.com/drwho has fallen off the popular page
(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
You only do this because you can pretend people like you.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
I'm going to rape you the fuck up when I move.

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
We're moving away before you get here.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
YAY.

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
Not anymore
Godnight!
(I helped save b3ta! David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
Who the fuck are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Karl Hysteria, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
None of your fucking business

(I helped save b3ta! David2569 Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
christ
next time someone does that I'm taking the bloody thing down
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
Don't do that.
It still brings me joy. And it does seem that so long as it's on the popular page, parrott stays away.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
I'm definitely writing a song about piston now

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
Write it from the perspective of his non-existant girlfriend,

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:54, archived)
But he's OMGLEFT, hasn't he?
Until he returns under yet another poorly-disguised new username, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag thinks you're all shit, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
I think he came back briefly.
And then went away again.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
Actually, I got a cuddle.
Bit of a difference there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
I clapped.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. 10016m, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
by being lovely.
giving lots of hugs.
making lots of dinners.
cleaning lots of house.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
How's my bathroom looking?
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
Erm do you have a broom or anything like that?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
No, but I have a hoover and a mop.

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
I need a brush.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
OK. Don't worry. I'll do it when I get home

(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
I'll do it. just would be so much easier with a brush.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
It's fine darlin. Honnestly I'll do it later.
Have a sit down and watch some tellybox or something xx
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
Wait a minute.
Two women? Together?
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
One's a "woman"

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. 10016m, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
I went in all the way up to the elbow,

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
You are James Herriot.

(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
Halfway there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
Woah.
Living on a prayer?
(rnuk - http://www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
Oh runky :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
..to the spleen?

(I helped save b3ta! Giant Rat of Sumatra has a scrapple sandwich for a heart, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
James Herricoptah?

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy Bill Oddie fucked an otter, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
LACIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Why is the racism?, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
SUPPLIES!

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy Bill Oddie fucked an otter, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
As it never gets reciprocated, I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag thinks you're all shit, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
I always always offer tea to my flatmates when I make it although they have made t quite clear that the idea of tea makes them feel a bit ill.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat harder, better, faster, stronger, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
That'd piss me right off.
most people get the idea after a few times offering that they DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING TEA
(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
But they might have changed their minds and forgotten to tell her.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow is totally and utterly confused, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
I bought Mrs C
some new shoes.

I peeked into her browser history and found she'd been looking at them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 Boom boom chaka laka boom boom, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
! stalking does pay off

(I helped save b3ta! Giant Rat of Sumatra has a scrapple sandwich for a heart, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
I did warn her to clear her cache first.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 Boom boom chaka laka boom boom, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
Nice one!
I have read many lovely tokens of love from the men of B3ta to their other halves. I think there should be some sort of B3ta tips for love book.
It could then be given to Mr Moogy.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
Aww I like
Monkton, I have a mug and screensaver.
I usually show my appreciation in a sexual or culinary fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
last time I bought her a book she stopped reading it because it made her bawl her eyes out
daft cow, I'm not doing that again
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
what was the book?

(I helped save b3ta! Giant Rat of Sumatra has a scrapple sandwich for a heart, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:48, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Follow_the_Rabbit-Proof_Fence
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:52, archived)
I bought him a transporter a mug.
I know that tomorrow is our 6month anniversary.
Cuddles and strokes and letting him spend his week off in my house. Oh and telling him thank you when he shows his appreciation back.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
'Letting' me spend the week here cleaning and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! MONO! is a pirate, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:46, archived)
A whole season of Lost?
Pffft.
Edit: and I never asked you to, remember.
(I helped save b3ta! WebWench Snotty and Grumpy, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
That's the wrong answer.
Minus ten points! :p
(allergic to curry Wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:56, archived)
i've written a lovely note in a card with a party ring on the front of it
telling one of my best mates how ace she is
i'm going to give it to her on my birthday
because she's ace
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea it's true, this man has no dick, Fri 16 May 2008, 17:55, archived)