I'm at gonzo's house
with supermatt and rosalicious and kersal was here but she's gone now and we're having wine and playing mariokart and in many ways I think my life was more promising before gonzo raped me and got supermatt to rub his balls in my mouth :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

remember to log out
profile rape is on the increase
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

*salutes*
shall do!
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

also, there was an offline girl who was here
and she was very 'offline' if you know what I mean.

And rose won't sleep with me :(
( hexachordal GO SPORT, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

You love it

( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Has Kersal taken all the full stops and commas with her?

( milknosugar diz breakz my heart ow can ne one be so cruel?, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Evidently so
either that, or our common wellspring of language is becoming unbearably tainted by this chavspeak.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

Can you conjure up a song about it?
Might at least PROFIT.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

You must be having fun then.

( Dekionplexis 322 Get it while you can - www.prisonplanet.com, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Will I still get fashionability points if I loudly declare now that I hate all b3tans and want them gassed?

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Also, I recall making a suitably miserable response to an OMGB45H thread like this and getting screamed at because the people involved weren't hated enough on here :(

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

It needed more bile.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

Hurrah.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

in situations like that, it's good to let an adult know where you are.
also, have you got your rape alarm?
( scott,, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

*whoop whoop*
*I'm looking to be raped*
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

I'm at my house by myself and no one is coming here
I probably won't go out until 11 and then get completely shitfaced drunk and then sleep all day tomorrow
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Excellent plan
I shall endorse this.
( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

I'm gonna rock out with my cock out. It's on like Donkey Kong, beeeiiiiitch.
*rocks the fuck out*
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

I am also at my house by myself
Well, my flatmate is in, but in her bedroom.

I have lots of wine though so I don't care.
( Pickle Fairy The sexiest gherkin, all the way around, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

I don't like wine =(

( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

:((((

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

It makes me SICK
I like wynohs tho...they're great
( Kristine a fucking whore, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

:D

( wynoh menace to sobriety, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

snog rosa from me..
just to annoy her :D
( Azra3l obviously an enormous coke head, Fri 16 May 2008, 23:19, archived)