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Well I had to dig out the phone book
but I found a man I haven't dated and had a lovely night out with him. I did laugh lots.

How was your evening?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:00, archived)
Devoid of nervous conversation

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
I don't know where it went
Time seems to have done funny things and now it is 1am :O
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
BATTERED MARS BAR O'CLOCK!

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Oh god no
*bokes at thought*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
*high fives*
best food ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
I'm yet to try it

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
To be honest so am I
I'm not sure I could bring myself to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
You're not truly Scottish until you are
after you have had one, you get the winged mars bar put onto your passport
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Which gives you a licence to kill(t)

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
*spangs with the force of a thousand raging rhinos*

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
No-one told me!
*feels like an outcast*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
I have never had one
and if anyone claims I am not truly Scottish...


...then I will go and sulk somewhere with my Polish surname.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:53, archived)
It's the most delicious.... ugh, just do it.
i want one now :(
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Can you get them darn sarf?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
*shakes head sadly*

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
I may take a mars bar into a chippy soon and just say 'deep fry this please :('
but my boyfriend would probably murder me.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
I have a craving for a low-fat chicken caesar salad

(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ is being watched by an evil and malevolent force, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Wow, that's really relevant to this conversation isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
it's a food craving
just not for that
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ is being watched by an evil and malevolent force, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
I've not actually had one of those since living in scotland.
Had one in a chippy back in brumland when I was a nipper though.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:23, archived)
a chippie in Bromsgrove did them
not very impressed with battered marsbar if I'm honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Hedonist needs your clothes, your boots and your motocycle, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
yeah, it was rajitani's/darrs.
I said brumland out of habit from living so far up north.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sun 18 May 2008, 2:07, archived)
Never eat
Beans with tuna and blue cheese dressing at 3:46 in the morning.

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Beejay will guess the size of your urethra for food, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:47, archived)
much less desperate

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
of course I'm desperate
I've been through the b3ta men.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
those statements are in the wrong order

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
pfft
she hasn't been through me yet
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
she went through me like a bad kebab

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
cos you have a bit taste
and tell me no.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
You never asked

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
wanna rude up with me?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
you talked my into it, you smooth taking bastard
You want top or bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
bottom
we can swap over later.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
Lovely
I'll get the riding crop, you get the lube
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
bah.... I've run out

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
damn, can you meet me in Noo Yawk?
They have a specialist shop there?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)
can't
I'm at work all week.

:o(
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
next week then
laters
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
oklies
ta raa
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
I may never know
I have to run and do some more work or i will never finish in time
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:13, archived)
Summer Of Sam, Bunny, Candles, Booze
BED
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
my legs are sore
my lower back is sore
my jacket smells of beer
but I'm filled with happy
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:01, archived)
/Sam blog?

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
WHO IS SAM YOU FLOOZY

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
Steve Samyoufloozy works in the butchers down the road

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy Aberbash In Profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
good!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
*points*
and you my dear.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Yay happy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
*grins*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes I would hope for true love not a pair of handcuffs, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Meh.
Mostly boring. I spent the day with my extended family, which was nice. Although my little cousin is a pain in the arse & I'm the only one who'll discipline him in any way.

Then I came home & I've been sitting being an internet fatty. Rubbish Saturday night.
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Awww thanks, I didn't know I counted as extended family

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
Hiding in my bushes doesn't count as spending the day with me.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
But it DOES count as spending the day in you

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
As if you could last more than 30 seconds.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
That's only because you look 5

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
& yet I'm still taller than you.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Only when i'm lying down

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
no
you're a short-arsed runt!

/rude and harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
It's funny because it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
I've grown in my London years

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
I doubt this lots

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
He's only been there for a few months.
& he's spent most of those months hiding back home from the rapists & drug dealers.

Hardly 'London years'.
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
Yeah right
i'm not even black any more
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
Pfft.
You should've said!

... Wanna come over for coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
A friend of mine is from the town next to Bob's
and if his description's anything to go by, there's no shortage of rapists and drug dealers there either.
(I helped save b3ta! Woodside Industries oppressed by aleitheiophobic fascists :(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
Really, where's he?

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
Stop stalking people!

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
You're my one and only

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Don't you forget it.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
He's from Hinckley, and has experienced the joys of Nuneaton on many occasions.

(I helped save b3ta! Woodside Industries oppressed by aleitheiophobic fascists :(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Haha ohhhh
I thought you meant my little ghetto in London
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31, archived)
I'M HERE NOW
*gets naked with*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
That's much better.
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
*kisses on cheek*
hallo gorgeous :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal GO SPORT, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
Hello.
I'm feeling a bit sulky tonight. Be nice to me please.

*awaits pandering*
(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)

www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-panda-racer-17j.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
That gets funnier the longer you look at it.

(I helped save b3ta! SpringySunshine http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12897, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
FILTH

(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ is being watched by an evil and malevolent force, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
Quiet with music provided by the ever lovely Azra3l.
So this man...cute was he?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch one day will become a singer, with a Spanish bum., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)
He has a cheeky smile
and a wicked sense of humour :oD
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
You are absolutely utterly positive that he's not a b3tan?

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch one day will become a singer, with a Spanish bum., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
he's a lurker
*shrugs* can't be helped, I obviously very attracted to a warped sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
And you were doing so well ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch one day will become a singer, with a Spanish bum., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
:oD

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
I want to go out. I have no one to go out with. I don't like the idea of going out by myself.
*curses friends with other plans*
(I helped save b3ta! Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:02, archived)

l r
n m
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson Chimpworth working class hero, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:03, archived)
that too

(I helped save b3ta! Kristine It's all too sweet to last, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
I have just started editing Hindi
I have to get it done by Monday as I have to be in New York

only 5 languages to go tonight - and I lack sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™          Le Singe Est Sur Le Fromage           ©, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
I spent it mostly sleeping
because my sleep patterns have all been rubbish and it's been a long week.

But I woke up when Mr Veritas screamed in a particularly anguished fashion at Mario Kart on the Wii. And I couldn't get back to sleep.

So I got up, had a shower, put on some new pyjamas and watched a BBC4 drama-documentary about Kenneth Williams that I had downloaded on the iplayer.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
Depressing wasn't it?
I thought it made him out to be far more morose than he actually was - his diaries are full of funny bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch one day will become a singer, with a Spanish bum., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
It was rather sad
I liked the Joe Orton bits and thought the actors were all very good.

It's difficult to get an actor to play someone who's so familiar, yet all the Carry On cast were recognisable and convincing.

I think I'll see if the library have a copy of the diaries.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
Utterly fine thank you very much for asking
Glad yours turned out alright eventually.
(Ronnie Spleen Defeated the reviled Space Elvis on, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
mixed fortunes, really
I'm out of beer, but I have 4 new fish in the tank, so that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ is being watched by an evil and malevolent force, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:07, archived)
did the new fish drink the beer?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:08, archived)
no :D
the fish and beer are in no way linked
(I helped save b3ta! Dangermouse. ™ is being watched by an evil and malevolent force, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
we were babysitting tonight
we had an extra 2 children to babysit for tonight so made £40 rather than £20. Not bad for sitting watching TV and drinking their tea. I also managed to score some extra I.T work for the bloke's business so that's good.

am now listening to Synthesizer Hits (a dodgy cover of Fade to Grey by Visage)
(I helped save b3ta! Hedonist needs your clothes, your boots and your motocycle, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)