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Hiding in my bushes doesn't count as spending the day with me.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:04, archived)
But it DOES count as spending the day in you

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:05, archived)
As if you could last more than 30 seconds.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:06, archived)
That's only because you look 5

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:09, archived)
& yet I'm still taller than you.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:10, archived)
Only when i'm lying down

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)
no
you're a short-arsed runt!

/rude and harsh.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)
It's funny because it's true.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
pfft

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:17, archived)
I've grown in my London years

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:15, archived)
I doubt this lots

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:18, archived)
He's only been there for a few months.
& he's spent most of those months hiding back home from the rapists & drug dealers.

Hardly 'London years'.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:19, archived)
Yeah right
i'm not even black any more
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:20, archived)
Pfft.
You should've said!

... Wanna come over for coffee?
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:22, archived)
A friend of mine is from the town next to Bob's
and if his description's anything to go by, there's no shortage of rapists and drug dealers there either.
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:25, archived)
Really, where's he?

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:27, archived)
Stop stalking people!

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:28, archived)
You're my one and only

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Don't you forget it.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:32, archived)
He's from Hinckley, and has experienced the joys of Nuneaton on many occasions.

(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:30, archived)
Haha ohhhh
I thought you meant my little ghetto in London
(, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:31, archived)