You're not truly Scottish until you are
after you have had one, you get the winged mars bar put onto your passport
( Bobson Chimpworth Moving to Leeds WOOP!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

Which gives you a licence to kill(t)

( Bobson Chimpworth Moving to Leeds WOOP!, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:11, archived)

*spangs with the force of a thousand raging rhinos*

( jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sun 18 May 2008, 1:12, archived)

No-one told me!
*feels like an outcast*
( Pickle Fairy Empress of the Universe, Yummy in a Burger, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:14, archived)

I have never had one
and if anyone claims I am not truly Scottish...


...then I will go and sulk somewhere with my Polish surname.
( Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 May 2008, 1:53, archived)