A telegraph is a machine that sends telegrams.
Why isn't a camera called a photograph and a photograph called a photogram?
( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:40, archived)

Go outside

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Short, sweet, to the point.

( Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:41, archived)

Just like me

( trev New NSD podcast, in my profile, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

My hair's all wet.
When it's dry I'll go for a walk.
( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:42, archived)

Because YOUR MUM

( The Baroness I'm not breaking down, I'm breaking out, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:41, archived)