I do if it's documentation.
Which is maybe why I spend most of my geek-life breaking stuff.
( Evil Lu, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:43, archived)

Fuck
ANOTHER ONE

"Just text your name and your partners name to 81234 and we will tell you if you are compatible"

THREE QUID A TEXT

Fucking twats
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)

The secret is, if you send a text to it, you're not compatible with any human being.
Foolproof.
( The Baroness I'm not breaking down, I'm breaking out, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

:D

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

You know what my favourite one is?
Get your future partners initial, updated weekly!

Some magnificent bastard has a computer texting people a single random letter for £2.50 a week.

That, my friend, is fucking genius.
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

I'm simultaneously impressed and in despair.

( Easty The Ginge We Need, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

This.

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

The best one is the guy who will tell you the sex of your baby
You hold your bump (females only) near to the screen while on his website, send him £30 and he'll reply with the sex. If he gets it wrong he'll refund your money
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

EXCELLENT :D

( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

what if it's triplets and he gets them all wrong?

( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

That's so unlikely to happen that it'll still be a nice earner in the long run.

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Seriously?

( Bats, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Derren Brown said it on Friday
It must be true.
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Indeed

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

people who use these services
should be shot

the thing is they moan about it after when the bill comes in which annoys me more
forum.vodafone.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=1887
( hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:51, archived)

Teal deer.

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

That wasn't her fault though, surely
If the SIM was used without her permission
( cr3 looks cute, but has guns, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:54, archived)

An old ex was being charged 10 quid a week for her star signs cos she forgot the "stop" number
Still, that cunt deserved everything she got
( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

on this case it was not her fault
but yesterday the mods over there removed a similar one where a diffedrent person used jamster and similar, and wondered about her £400 bill

but when they swap the sim it shoudl be dead, makes me think the vodafone store in question is on the fiddle like luton store
( hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

To be fair it seems that it's not her fault

( Hankster In a room with 2 manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

Bloody hell.
Someone stole her return key.
( broadsword Friend of whore, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

for some strange reason that made me laugh way too much

( hooker1uk is like an emo, without the scars., Sun 18 May 2008, 10:59, archived)

tl;dr

( idonthaveafunnynickname bought a VAX (not the hoover), Sun 18 May 2008, 11:53, archived)