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Fuck
ANOTHER ONE

"Just text your name and your partners name to 81234 and we will tell you if you are compatible"

THREE QUID A TEXT

Fucking twats
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster Olid fubsy, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:49, archived)
The secret is, if you send a text to it, you're not compatible with any human being.
Foolproof.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness I'm not breaking down, I'm breaking out, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
You know what my favourite one is?
Get your future partners initial, updated weekly!

Some magnificent bastard has a computer texting people a single random letter for £2.50 a week.

That, my friend, is fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)
I'm simultaneously impressed and in despair.

(I helped save b3ta! Easty choom gang, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
The best one is the guy who will tell you the sex of your baby
You hold your bump (females only) near to the screen while on his website, send him £30 and he'll reply with the sex. If he gets it wrong he'll refund your money
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
EXCELLENT :D

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
what if it's triplets and he gets them all wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh wants a rock to wind a piece of string around, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:57, archived)
That's so unlikely to happen that it'll still be a nice earner in the long run.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)
Seriously?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
Derren Brown said it on Friday
It must be true.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:00, archived)
Indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster Olid fubsy, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
people who use these services
should be shot

the thing is they moan about it after when the bill comes in which annoys me more
forum.vodafone.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=1887
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk is pregnant, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:51, archived)
Teal deer.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Groincrusher General jobby jobby plop plop, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
That wasn't her fault though, surely
If the SIM was used without her permission
(I helped save b3ta! cr3 is quite liked by baldmonkey, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:54, archived)
An old ex was being charged 10 quid a week for her star signs cos she forgot the "stop" number
Still, that cunt deserved everything she got
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster Olid fubsy, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
on this case it was not her fault
but yesterday the mods over there removed a similar one where a diffedrent person used jamster and similar, and wondered about her £400 bill

but when they swap the sim it shoudl be dead, makes me think the vodafone store in question is on the fiddle like luton store
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk is pregnant, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)
To be fair it seems that it's not her fault

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster Olid fubsy, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:55, archived)
Bloody hell.
Someone stole her return key.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)
for some strange reason that made me laugh way too much

(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk is pregnant, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:59, archived)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Sysprep? I don't get it., Sun 18 May 2008, 11:53, archived)