The secret is, if you send a text to it, you're not compatible with any human being.
Foolproof.
( The Baroness I'm not breaking down, I'm breaking out, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

:D

( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)