You know what my favourite one is?
Get your future partners initial, updated weekly!

Some magnificent bastard has a computer texting people a single random letter for £2.50 a week.

That, my friend, is fucking genius.
( cr3 is purring, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:50, archived)

I'm simultaneously impressed and in despair.

( Easty making puns about broken cookers is deranged, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:52, archived)

This.

( Todd the Groincrusher Eyes pop, skin explodes, everybody dead, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:53, archived)

The best one is the guy who will tell you the sex of your baby
You hold your bump (females only) near to the screen while on his website, send him £30 and he'll reply with the sex. If he gets it wrong he'll refund your money
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:55, archived)

EXCELLENT :D

( cr3 is purring, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:56, archived)

what if it's triplets and he gets them all wrong?

( Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:57, archived)

That's so unlikely to happen that it'll still be a nice earner in the long run.

( Todd the Groincrusher Eyes pop, skin explodes, everybody dead, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:01, archived)

Seriously?

( Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)

Derren Brown said it on Friday
It must be true.
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

Indeed

( Hankster, Sun 18 May 2008, 10:58, archived)