I'm the opposite at the moment
I've just read a 3 page document about a mysql database holding stock levels that a guy has written, and I'm still not sure how the stock get s between Sage and the database.
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:00, archived)

If I may spoil the ending...
it is carried there by squirrels. With tits.
( broadsword Friend of whore, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

Ok
I've read it again and I still don't understand
( magnum, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:02, archived)

without giving away too many confidential details
if it's anything like how the Manchester 2002 Commonwealth Games results system was designed then there's probably a P133 somewhere reading a text stream via its RS232 port
( Gilgamesh would "like to fuck" sue perkins, Sun 18 May 2008, 11:03, archived)