Nature doesn't draw straight lines, and animals arn't born in cellophane.
Ohhh dear, i'm starting to question what I want for dinner now.

I'm going to be in asda for AGES now.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)

Salmon.

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There is a salmon steak already thored out.
But what to have with that.

Never mind, i'll think of something, I shall probely text Pickle about 5 times during this trip though.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

BYE BYE
** waves **
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

Goodbye Uncle Gonzo!

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Salmon are born in cellophane?

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)

No, but they live in trees and pencils.
According to an impersonation of PW Botha on the classic Spitting Image album "Spit In Your Ear."
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I know that
I just like it when mine does.

Think about it while you are on your way to my Asda then, and you can bring my shopping straight over :)
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)