Why a calculator?
Just use paper like everyone else.
(nnn, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:19, archived)

you've clearly never heard of 'the eye of hin' have you.

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

All I know is it's got something to do with calculators.
Maybe it's like 'boobies' spelt 5138008
(nnn, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)

FAIL
5318008
( NobbyNobody, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)

Thanks for correcting my upside-down calculator spelling
You're a real pall.
(nnn, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Do calculators have any other use?

( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sun 6 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)