Nurse!
Bring out the BIG sphygmomanometer.
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:17, archived)

Ha - it wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't true...
They come in three sizes: child, adult and large.

There are some people where even the large size is too small.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:18, archived)

You can use a rubber ring and a garage forecourt tyre inflator.
Good news Mr. Smith ... your blood pressure has dropped from Ford Transit to Renault Laguna.
( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:24, archived)

One of the first
words my parents taught me. They were tossers when they were young.
( Dekazer, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:21, archived)

Awww ... but it's an ace word.

( Dr. Shambolic a blithering asshole, Wed 18 May 2005, 11:25, archived)