Sorry this is just a little google test for iamcal.com
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( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:14, archived)

This is probably the best post you've ever made.

(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:19, archived)

Thank you.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:21, archived)

You've just linked this thread over on iamcal
which is a strange move. Aren't you worried that they will get to read what /talk thinks of you? Or do they already know all about you?
(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

See, it goes like this : I don't really give a flying fuck what you think of me.
Is that clear enough for you?
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)

You wouldn't have replied if you didn't care.

(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:33, archived)

You asked me a question and I politely answered it. Now run along little boy.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

Aww,
you're no fun when you aren't being lolmental, online.
(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

It's always there,
just below the surface.

She's never more than a couple of posts away from a spack attack.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:38, archived)

It is always everyone else's fault remember

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)

I am usually very nice until someone starts baiting me.
If you can't see that, then you're not very bright.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)

see? you say things to provoke a reaction and then run off crying when you get one

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)

What have I said to provoke a reaction?
I haven't run off crying anywhere. I am still here, and I'm being rational about it, which is more than I can say for you lot sometimes. It's easy to pick on a group target, but it doesn't take much balls.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:46, archived)

The target isn't picked at random though,
there is a reason that no-one likes you.
(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)

If that is what you think, then you haven't been around long enough to assess the situation.
I am usually lovely until people start picking on me. I have a right to defend myself you know. Have a bit more intelligence before you pass judgement on someone that you don't know. And that's all I am going to say on the matter.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:48, archived)

Oh,
i've been around long enough.
(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)

We'll just count the number of times she's been banned for going mental shall we?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:49, archived)

I don't go mental for no reason.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:51, archived)

Back to stalking Cal now are we?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)

I was sure that there was a restraining order, online.

(well, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

I've been a member of
www.iamcal.com for over four years now.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:31, archived)

Yes, you've also got a reputation for online stalking.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:32, archived)

Reputations are always truthful, I suppose?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:34, archived)

Well seeing how this is a public message board, where we get to see everything you post
then yes, this one is truthful.
( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

How very astute and intelligent of you.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

Thanks Whaley.

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

*click*
To the popular page!

This phrase should be used more often.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:35, archived)

Thanks. I don't think I've ever been on the popular page.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:36, archived)

I have.
Its not that great.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)

Google doesn't update instantaneously.
It'll probably be hours or even a day or two before these posts show up.
(MooCow_Byter has got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:37, archived)

Thanks very much. I'll keep trying for Doc then.
By the way, why is that?
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:39, archived)

Because it takes a while for its thousands of computers to download and index the internet.
www.googleguide.com/google_works.html
(MooCow_Byter has got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:42, archived)

Thank you very much!

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:44, archived)

Bou, you are just a crazy stalker online.
I am saying things that could hurt your feelings.I am an online bully since I am too pathetic to bully someone offline.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:40, archived)

Fortunately I have developed a very thick skin on here.

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:41, archived)

You have to if you dont live in the UK.

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:43, archived)

as well as big bones?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)

I don't have big bones at all. I am overweight because I don't get any excercise.
There. Feel better now that you've insulted me personally? Congratulations on that.
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:50, archived)

oh no!
Your overweight? I can't talk to you now. I am going to just call you names from now on.

I am a tad overweight too. I need to start exercising. All I get is from work right now.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:52, archived)

I don't get any from work, or anywhere else.
I sit in front of a computer crunching numbers all day :(
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:54, archived)

If I get the job driving a truck I wont get much either.
I have a two week wait on the backround check before I start though.

I need to join a gym and eat less sugar.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 9:56, archived)

TWO WEEKS for a background check?

( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 10:02, archived)

Yes.
Backround check for Missouri then California too. Moving from state to state slows it down. They said they are booked up on them as well.
(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sun 17 Aug 2008, 10:07, archived)

Are you the mental chick I've heard about?
Edit: I read the thread through. It turns out - you are!
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Sun 17 Aug 2008, 10:01, archived)