But she moans the house it too big to heat!
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( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:46, archived)

STRING HER THE FUCK UP.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 11:58, archived)