What gets me is thety actually PUT the true information in there
but surrond it with irrelevant heresay and speculation and OMG outrage.

I mean, the article does actually admit they only get £330 a week (as long as you can do basic maths anyway, which probably rules out most readers) and after going ON and ON about the expensive telly and the furniture, then actually admits it was all there when they moved in. i mean, seriously, why fucking bother? I'm going to go batshit with a chainsaw in their publication offices. And then describe it as a hedgetrimming episode
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:22, archived)

Can I join in?
Stupid cunts.
( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:23, archived)

And me too.
/really really wants to "go hedgetrimming"
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:25, archived)

the more the merrier.
Or messier. depends on how well it goes..
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:26, archived)

I'm actually going to start using "hedgetrimming" at work when I have a bad day.
I think it should be the new "postal".
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:29, archived)

The bit where the guy says he got the telly "cheap off a friend",
but it's still shock and outrage that they have it. How dare they even have a telly at all, even a second-hand one!

Mind you, those things use a lot of electricity.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 12:24, archived)