A cupboard under the stairs that seems to harbour only tentacles.

( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:21, archived)

DON'T GO INTO THE CELLAR!

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:23, archived)

When I was younger my parents always told me to stay away from the cellar door.
"Stay away from from the cellar door" they'd say.
"Don't do near the cellar door, don't touch the cellar door" and on an on.
One day when they were out I couldn't resist it no more, I ran up and turned the door handle.
OH MY, the things I saw.
I saw the sky, trees, grass, other children. It was amazing.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

My dad told me to never ever open the cellar door.
I did once and saw daylight for the first time.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

That was pretty much my joke right there.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar door.
I did one day and he was waiting outside with a pointy stick and he took my eye out and that.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)

Is that before or after he put the stick up your bumhole?

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all the salt fell out and that lol.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all his insides fell out because he was a big issue seller and cellar and seller are homophones

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)

MY DADA TOLD ME to not open the cellar and when i did nothing happened and then i realised he meant don't open the celery but he had died of a stroke before he could finish saying celery.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar so I didn't

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

I was kept in a cellar and my dad said not to leave but then I did.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

My dad was a cellar and I kicked in his door

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

I dadn't know that.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

don't open me

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

DAD CELLAR LEFT

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

My dad said don't open the celler but I did and there was
this black man in there and he was all like "Hello? is it me you're looking for?" and I was like "WTF" and threw a clay head at him and we both danced on the ceiling.
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

I was trapped in this cellar right
and I was told not to go out,
but I disobeyed my parents with hilarious consequences
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

tentacles testicles
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:24, archived)

hairy ballbags falling out every time someone went to look for more loo roll
terrible.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:25, archived)

Sounds like my life.
CHINNY
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:26, archived)

*twiddly fingers*
reckon?
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

Quince.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:33, archived)

*takes the shame*

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

*hand over your face*
oh, shame.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)

D:
*runs away with Jack-Up trousers*
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)