The song "Life" by Des'ree to be the theme song.

( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

and to loops constantly in the background
Not even the whole song, just the chorus
( elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)

As long as it has the ghost/toast/evening news bit, I'm happy.

( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)