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That was pretty much my joke right there.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
My dad told me never to open the cellar door.
I did one day and he was waiting outside with a pointy stick and he took my eye out and that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:37, archived)
Is that before or after he put the stick up your bumhole?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all the salt fell out and that lol.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:40, archived)
My dad told me never to open the cellar and when I did all his insides fell out because he was a big issue seller and cellar and seller are homophones

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:41, archived)
MY DADA TOLD ME to not open the cellar and when i did nothing happened and then i realised he meant don't open the celery but he had died of a stroke before he could finish saying celery.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)
My dad told me never to open the cellar so I didn't

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)
I was kept in a cellar and my dad said not to leave but then I did.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)
My dad was a cellar and I kicked in his door

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
I dadn't know that.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey creeping forward on its many tentacles, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)
don't open me

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)
DAD CELLAR LEFT

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)
My dad said don't open the celler but I did and there was
this black man in there and he was all like "Hello? is it me you're looking for?" and I was like "WTF" and threw a clay head at him and we both danced on the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums has milk on his lips and doesn't ever care, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)