MY DADA TOLD ME to not open the cellar and when i did nothing happened and then i realised he meant don't open the celery but he had died of a stroke before he could finish saying celery.

( baldmonkey I was awesome once, now I'm worse than maffers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:43, archived)

My dad told me never to open the cellar so I didn't

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:44, archived)

I was kept in a cellar and my dad said not to leave but then I did.

( baldmonkey I was awesome once, now I'm worse than maffers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:45, archived)

My dad was a cellar and I kicked in his door

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

I dadn't know that.

( baldmonkey I was awesome once, now I'm worse than maffers, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)

don't open me

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

DAD CELLAR LEFT

(PsychoChomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:47, archived)

My dad said don't open the celler but I did and there was
this black man in there and he was all like "Hello? is it me you're looking for?" and I was like "WTF" and threw a clay head at him and we both danced on the ceiling.
( Donkey Gums has milk on his lips and doesn't ever care, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 11:49, archived)