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So, in light of the stroppy post deletion that'll probably occur pretty soon
I'd like to tell you all that my knee hurts a lot and it's preventing me from going to London. How are YOUR knees*?



*no offence intended to anyone who doesn't have knees
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:16, archived)
waaaaaaaaaaaaah I'm a shitcunt and I want to go into THAT pub and tell them I don't want to go there any more waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
my knees are pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
Can I borrow them?

(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
not right now, I need them to bend my legs in the direction of the fag shop

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
Not as sore as my bloody feet.
I have to do it all again tonight as well for the fundraiser. Luckily this evening is semi-catered, so all we have to o is plate it up, but this afternoon I will be helping make a balloon arch, decorating tables and making coleslaw for 100 people.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
But tonight I do get to glam up and dance so it's not all bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
:(
That doesn't sound like a whole lot of fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
I'm hoping that all this nice stuff will provide good karma :)
Also, that bloke who posted the whiny stuff just below us is a bit of a thick cunt isn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Just a tad
(and a lot more)
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
I'm doing roast dinners for 40 tomorrow.
But I'm getting paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Clever. Attractive. Massive wang. Funny. Straight., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
Achey
It hurts more and more to play sunday league football. I'm sadly of the opinion now that I'm probably not going to get the England call up I've been waiting for :(((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
Before I tell you about my knees I want to know how does it feel to be a few steps behind the guy you're insulting?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
DEAD HARD
Except I can't really do walking at the moment, maybe I could mobility-scooter it in a kerb-crawl stylee?
(I helped save b3ta! Lu, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
My knees are fine.
They're not particularly special knees, but the do work. For now.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Oddly sexual.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
who cares, he's a shitcunt who can't handle his beer

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Or his drugs.
Gotta go. Sandown calls. Laters folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
so ... he knew in advance that he was a shitcunt ... and he still asked us if he was a shitcunt?
I'm very confused now
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
I bet the bouncer didn't even have to pass an IQ test to get his job!
It's like he got it for having the ability to throw people out or something
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
"You can't throw me out, I've got a degree!"

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
it's a pub that has bouncers
how badly can one want to return?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
actually, scratch that
who wants to go on a "we're in the pub and krunk isn't" bash at la couronne (or whatever it was) in middlesborough?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
knobbly

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
sexy brown

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
but fake

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
fake knees or fake brown?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
fake brown
TAN FAIL, CANCER WIN
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs.Sp@m, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
my knees are knice
they're happy knees. watch them dance for you
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
Hairy

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki pwns JAPAN, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
Aaawww...
That there London killed your knee
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
it's given her cock knees

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
i have leg elbows you insensitive trollop

(I helped save b3ta! Easty The Notorious B.I.Ginge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
Somewhere between my toes and my head
they ache a little, but that is my legs in general, having been running about in a huge fucking warehouse for the last 15 hours, trying to install a network.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
My right one was really really bad, due to there being a massive step halfway along the bar at work.
They've built a little step to make it less painful now so my knee might get better.

More on this as it unfolds.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Clever. Attractive. Massive wang. Funny. Straight., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
sue them for every penny they have

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
My knees are fine
but the rest of me is in a massive strop because I missed an important phone call this morning, and now I may have buggered up the chance of a hugely enjoyable job.
And I've stopped smoking. Grrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
Hi Evil Lu :)
my knees are mostly knobbly, and receiving some lounging-around air for a change.
I think I should probably cover them up before leaving the house today though.
Have you thought of distractionary pain as an option here? If you hit someone else's knees with a stick you might feel a bit better, and even if you don't you'll have someone around who sympathises more with your knee pains :)
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 11:35, archived)