Before I tell you about my knees I want to know how does it feel to be a few steps behind the guy you're insulting?

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)

DEAD HARD
Except I can't really do walking at the moment, maybe I could mobility-scooter it in a kerb-crawl stylee?
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

My knees are fine.
They're not particularly special knees, but the do work. For now.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Oddly sexual.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)

who cares, he's a shitcunt who can't handle his beer

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)

Or his drugs.
Gotta go. Sandown calls. Laters folks.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

so ... he knew in advance that he was a shitcunt ... and he still asked us if he was a shitcunt?
I'm very confused now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)

I bet the bouncer didn't even have to pass an IQ test to get his job!
It's like he got it for having the ability to throw people out or something
( Imhotep is Invisible - Hurrah, die Butter ist alle!, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

"You can't throw me out, I've got a degree!"

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)

it's a pub that has bouncers
how badly can one want to return?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)

actually, scratch that
who wants to go on a "we're in the pub and krunk isn't" bash at la couronne (or whatever it was) in middlesborough?
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)