I bet the bouncer didn't even have to pass an IQ test to get his job!
It's like he got it for having the ability to throw people out or something
( Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)

"You can't throw me out, I've got a degree!"

( The Hedgehog From Hell trolling on, love, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)