U r a pedo.

(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

And you're a gigantic shitcunt.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

'gigantic shitcunt'
I'm going to add that to my big book of insults. Ta!
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

How big is this big book?

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

not very big if shitcunt weren't even in there
i feel let down and led on. i thought she was cool man :(
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

It's got all the usuals.
Gaylord, knobber, shite.

thats about it really.
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

So all the shit ones that a 5 year old who's just discovered "nawty" words would say?

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

if it's a collection of insults that have been administered to 'pissflaps' personally,
i'd say it was pretty big
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

A paedo who saved someone's life yesterday.
Damn me for being a good citizen.

edit/ sorry, I wasn't a hero or anything, I'm not going to disrespect someone else's privacy for the b3ta vultures to tear apart.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Ohhh do tell of your heroics

( Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

It wasn't heroic.
:)
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Was it boring?

(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

Really?
& how did that happen then?
(pissflaps roasting on an open fire, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

Maybe if you get a nice receptionist
And tell them that they could let you know? I don't know if they would be allowed to say anything though.
( Christmas Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

I would mention that when you speak to the hospital
They may well be sympathetic in that circumstance.
What did you do Lu? Did you have to wear a cape and your underwear on the outside?
( GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

It occurs to me, Evil Lu
that in light of your recent activities, you are no longer Evil.
( GoodKingSuperMatt, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

if you know where he lives, you can go to the local post office and check the electoral register for that address

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

No idea.
:/ I think I'll just get sprog to ask at school, probably mates of mates will know something. Just a bit concerned is all.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

probably best to find out from the school
good job and whatever you did too. sounds serious.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

I'm calling the school now.
Good thinking, Batman.
( Jolly Fucking Lumas, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

*as Evil Lu turns around after the comment, El Guiri is no-where to be seen and has dissappeared into the night*

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)

They've probably forgotten who you are already
Last year I saw a kid struggling in the deep end of the hotel pool, and he went under, The life guard was too busy chatting up girls by the pool bar. I dived in fully clothed, lifted the kid up, and pushed him to the side. The mother rushed up grabbed him and carried him away, and didn't say a word of thanks.
( turb0t, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

wow
i nearly drowned as a kid (trying to show off in the deep end, when i could only swim underwater), and I got rescued by someone cos the lifeguard wasn't doing his job.

This actually made me become a lifeguard when I was in my teens, but I never got to save anyone. But I did have to clean some poo once :(
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

Is that one of those boats you pedal with your feet?

( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)