I tried to have corn on the cob once,
but the damn swan kept moving.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:08, archived)

:(

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

pfft

( Captn Hood-Butter, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

You're quackers.
yeah, i got nothing
(King Baby Jesus is actually Zoidberg, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

swan horse

you idiot
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

Northern bread roll

( TY&GN, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

how do you make a northern bread roll
push it down a hill
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)

shut up friz.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)

cunt

( MrA, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)

dick
nice ed
( TY&GN, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)

It wasn't THAT bad a punchline

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)

the time taken to deliver the lol
earned you that comment
( TY&GN, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)

Technically you could say either.
Idiot.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)

I hope he dies.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

or mine
look at me
( TY&GN, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)

I'm going to have a shit.
Then have breakfast. Then watch Tottenham lose. Hopefully it'll not be so terrible when I get back.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)

lose claim supreme north london victory.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

I'm indifferent to this north london derby,
who should I support?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)

If you loved me you'd support Tottenham.
If you want god to hate you then Arsenal.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)

I like crouch, he's always entertaining.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)

Because he's being chased around by Kersal speeded up with Yakkety Sax playing?

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:24, archived)

Harry Hill?

( <>Dog www.londonprintbrokers.com, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

Eh?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)

your website is shit lol

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)

you grammar shit is.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)

lol i did an edit lol
also: lol
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)