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I'm bored yer.
So put your usernumber in this link so I can look at some of your pictures and that.

www.b3ta.com/search/board/YOUR-FUCKING-USER-NUMBER-GOES-HERE/best

If it shows up blank it means you're a shitcunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)
yer this is /talk love
fuck orf to /board
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)

SHITCUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
meh im loved
WHO LOVES YOU EH
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
Shush it you.
EVERYONE loves Mike.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:11, archived)
I'm a disgusting human being.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:16, archived)
everybody needs to smear themselves against a filthy grimy whore every now and then

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:32, archived)
^This.
HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
I like the way he has the Batman logo for an icon.
I bet he ranges when people point out he isn't a superhero, like spiderman is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:26, archived)
batman could so take spiderman

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:33, archived)
Do it yourself, you lazy cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:24, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board/45371/best
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
It just proves that people who *click* posts have no fucking taste.
I've done funnier stuff on the second page.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:22, archived)
ok mike, don't fuck my shit up
www.b3ta.com/search/board/23553/best
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:25, archived)
neeeeeeeeeeeedy ned from needyville
needyland
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
moi?
www.b3ta.com/search/board/23553/frontpage
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
god youre such a friz

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
if only someone could make a way for people who use b3ta to all meet up and talk about b3ta offline

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:49, archived)
What a silly idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
yer youd know ;)

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:53, archived)
it would be even better if i could travel hundreds of miles to achieve this

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:56, archived)
its all sad times
im going to drink my wine and watch some dvds mong-free. get a bed you cunt
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:57, archived)
i have no bedtime, i'll slide off about 12 ish

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)
Loads of people went to my birthday bash today.
I wasn't one of them though.

=/
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:27, archived)
i see that as the way future for all bashes, i might arrange one myself and not bother going

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:29, archived)
Why for 'cause.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
Had a real wobbly day.
Plus I thought nobody was going.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:36, archived)
Oh, sad times.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
Yup
Plus my head is fucked up because of me wanting to leave my job, I hate it so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
I hope you're pie bashing next week.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
Yup, plus I *might* make my "Guiness and beef" pie.
It's rather rather good.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
Here you are Mike, you'll like this.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post556023#answers-post-556529
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:26, archived)
ALSO
Who is this man and why does he want to be my facebook friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
Jebus, run away very quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:34, archived)
I enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
what is wrong with that lot? i just do not understand it

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:05, archived)
I stopped posting on board before all this popular nonsense
it was all shit anyway
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
I'm amazed I have any best buts
www.b3ta.com/search/board/40627/best
(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
I like my top one, in the 'Manly Products' compo.
www.b3ta.com/search/board/51129/best
(I helped save b3ta! HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:27, archived)
I like the SSG memorial picture.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
Gawd bless him.
There's no justice in this world, that footpump one should have gone on the FP.
(I helped save b3ta! HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)
I should have had like, loads of fp's.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
I wish I had 8. I'm not talented enough though.

(I helped save b3ta! HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:14, archived)
I've had 7.
My only regret is that I didn't have one more.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:23, archived)
Feeling your pain right here.
I'd offer to race you to number 8, but that would be disrespectful to Our Lord of the Eight Front Pages.

edit: although you got yours in the years when you could sneeze on the keyboard and get 10 FPs
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board/11816/best

You can probably see why I ended up on talk.
(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
fuck off to the gay dutchman you go-er out-er

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
I'm going now rite

(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
Just having a cheeky before I go innit

(I helped save b3ta! ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)
go go go

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)
here's my talk ones
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/48141/best
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:29, archived)
nah its all about /board man
these people are better than us innit they do PICTURES
has anyone else seen what cheryl is wearing this week? fucking hell.
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/posts/24337/best
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Sticks™, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:30, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board/21081/best
www.b3ta.com/search/talk/21081/best
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/board/7308/best
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:32, archived)
Fuck that. I freely admit that I'm useless at the picturey stuff, which is why I don't post on /board.
I've just had Hoi Sin Beef, with Crispy Vegetables and Noodles.
With CHOCOLATE PUDDING IN CHOCOLATE SAUCE for afters.
Therefore I fucking WIN!
Also, I'm fucking LOVELY, me.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:35, archived)
Then post your /talk best or something.
Or tell us what you've just eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:44, archived)
That's one and the same.
I am fucking lovely though.
*Prouds*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
I've actually managed to scare myself.
www.b3ta.com/board/6427686
(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:39, archived)
Bah
www.b3ta.com/search/board/33003/best
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 20:51, archived)
Jeez!
What a load of rubbish!
www.b3ta.com/search/board/57622/best
(ToMeToYule is using the turkey to measure it., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)
k
www.b3ta.com/search/board/25514/best

Second one is poo-related, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:25, archived)
GO ME !
www.b3ta.com/search/board/12899/best
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:30, archived)
rofl?
www.b3ta.com/search/board/52384/best
(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
OK
www.b3ta.com/search/board/52384/best
(I helped save b3ta! Dave! Dong Merrily on High HOLY FUCK!! NEW LINK!! http://bit.ly/Terror_ftw, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)