Braaaaaaaains.
Itchy. Scratchy. Tasty.

Wicca'd without make-up lolrofflelolz
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)

You're 364 days early.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)

oh man, there's only 418 Days 13 hours and 16 minutes
until next next christmas
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:43, archived)

Those are a bit good.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)

Oh boy, they've put the Christmas lights up in our village. There are four of them and only one of them works. Brilliant.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

And the one that's working is only your b3ta candle.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)

*insert hilarious face about OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR FACE
Left side from our view, that is.

HAHA.

/coat/taxi.
(Twin Pack Even less funny than Michael McIntyre, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)

that's spooktacular!!!

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:33, archived)

Oh, very good! Who did it?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

Me :)

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

I went dressed
as this
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

You could have made a bit of an effort and put a mask on or something.

( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)

You're right good at that you are.
Can you be my mum?
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:36, archived)

Looks ACE.
No pictures of me up yet, but I had such a good time. Tiring being a vampire though...
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)

My Hallowe'en costume
was that of a fat ginger bird with her knockers on show. Classy AND sexy.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)

cor you had a good go at that bloke on QOTW

( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)

It was a bandwagon jump, I know.
And thanks for the sarcasm there. No need to get antsy because I don't like Party Rings.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)

No sarky lass, I like seeing some one defend their town.
Plus I have always had a nice time in Cov.
( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)

Oh right!
Sorry! I take it back. I thought it was because the off topic thing lower down the page you meant.

No, I do take the view that some people hate my home town, but surely I should be allowed defend it too?
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

quite right.
Did you say once your family were Irish?
My lass' family are from the bogs, apparently there is a klarge Irish community in Cov.
( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)

Yeah.
Paddies. FAAAHSANDS OF EM.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)

all making tea.
I like tea. With a party ring.
( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)

And they're fucking breeding like Catholics.
Place is overrun.
( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)

I shouldn't bother.
It's a shithole.
( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)

I like Coventry.
But I live in Northampton, it'd be hard to find a step down from here.
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)

What little I've seen of Northampton I quite liked.
How about that.
( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)

I can only assume you've not seen Spring Boroughs.
Some of the outlying villages are quite nice. And there are some OK areas of the town that on a fine summer's day could be mistaken for being very nice.
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)

DRY AND TASTELESS

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)

You couldn't be more wrong.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:54, archived)

He could be into chocolate milk.

( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:03, archived)

Oh yeah, I forgot you have retarded tastebuds.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)

*high fives*

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:06, archived)

Party Rings
not Jaffa Cakes.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

Party rings are shit.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:17, archived)

LINK

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)

No.

( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)

LINK

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)

Very goods that is.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)

which is the made-up half?

( Last planearm Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)

THIRTY SIX MINUTES SLOWER THAN TWIN PACK.

( Neptune, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6478913
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 17:23, archived)