Right, thats halloween over, now to dig out the christmas decorations
not long to go:

www.auburn.edu/~vestmon/xmas_cnt.htm

ah you have to love the graphics.... ©2001

anyway, do you lot (meaning those of you on the mainland) celebrate Guy Fawkes day? We used to here when I was a youngling but these days not so much.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)

PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH
PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH PIE BASH
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:39, archived)

I'm totally not bringing pie to that

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)

You're a terrible cunt, though.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

I might bring a fucking ginsters pasty, just to be a shitcunt.
If I go.
( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)

well, shit, sausage all.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)

At the end of the day, both teams had their chances.
/pundit
( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)

fantastic punditry there,
can't believe the equalising goal was scored by someone with a plastic face.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

Pfft.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)

Someone will probably end up with one of your cream pies

( magnum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

Pfft

( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)

Voelntering?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)

Whoa now, he's to keep his hands to himself when he's around Blue Star.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

YEAH LET'S ALL HAVE A LITTLE RESPECT FOR THE GIRL WITH THE NORKS, YEAH?

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)

Same as me, I'm a terrible creep.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

haha

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

melton mowbray pork pie bash?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)

COVEN FUCKING TREE

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

PIES IN COVENTRY

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)

I wonder what kind of surPIESes (surprises) there will be.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)

Everyone's porking (talking) about it.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)

bash what

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)

i have sparklers. loads of sparklers
about 20 i think.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

Please can I have a sparkler?

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)

sure, they're in the box on the landing

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)

Aww. Yeah
I'm gonna make patterns in the sky
( St.Minimus *France dance*, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

SLOW RELEASE SHUTTER ! YES !

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

PIE

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

pie what

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)

All kinds of pie, brought by all kinds of people.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)

can I bring humble pie?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

If you don't want to have your pie and eat it.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)

Pie?
at a bash?

with b3tan's reputations?

ding dong...
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)

oh man i totally love bashes

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)

i'd love to meet strangers from the internet and judge them on one meeting in a pub, shitcunts

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:58, archived)

we should totally go, bring a pie and shit

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:01, archived)

i don't understand why we wasn't invited, what's that all about?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)

Everyone's invited who looked at the calendar.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)

i dunno i might go anyway but if i do i'll miss doc martin or something

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

i should really go fishing, but this seems like a turnout i shouldn't miss, drat and damn it

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

you could probably find a hotel with a lake and that, youre good at finding those little gems

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

never again, i can never deal with that guilt

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)

nah its one of my finest stories, well fucking lulzy
and to spite them at the end of it i chored those fucking biscuits...gets to the motorway...out of date

you couldnt make it up
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)

You've totally bashed before.
I know. I met you. Twice. I won't have left an impression on you though, other than maybe fat bird off of the internet but then we're all one big gluttenous ball of flab.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)

Except me.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

too right i have, and i'd possibly remember you, dunno, i'd doubt i'd remember most people, i went off the bash thing when it got organised, we used to be able to do it ourselves, without calenders and gaz
fanj held a great one the other week
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)

The Oxford ones used to be on calendar

( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

Yeah, it was always organised. Otherwise it'd not be a gathering that would happen.
I've met Mr. Chops too, although he doesn't remember.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)

i don't remember the calender, remembering you is a step too far, i have no idea what's going on
i wonder if my mate martin still lives in oxford
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)

We didn't talk for long, but I remember you telling me about
your username, and having a rant about normal people.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)

Oh fucking hell, I remember that.
About how they were too easily offended by his humour and stuff.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

i'm too whacky for them, crazy times
people just don't get me
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)

Is he still speaking to you after the shocking amount of trouble you got him into?
/Wicca
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:35, archived)

fuck knows, last time i saw him was about 3 odd years ago

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)

I was rather broken that night. I remember that godawful nightclub that Mykey dragged us too and being groped by Sygnigngingingingingigu
Great martinis though.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)

That's a server processed count, as opposed to using javascript

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)

well done nerd.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

a server processed count, as opposed to using javascript shit
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm going to be visiting friends in Canterbury for fireworks night.
I feel it's not a celebration, as such, just a good way to celebrate the early nights.
( GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)

"not a celebration"

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)

it's not, it was the another act of jews against catholics, sadtimes

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)

It was a load of old-times pricks being pricks about fuck all of significance.
I like fireworks though.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)

you fucking jew, you didn't want jesus, let us catholics have him

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)

Jesus is so old-hat.
Moho is where it's at.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)

M S
h C
( magnum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)

guh, I wasn't thinking my words though
I'm tired.
( GoodKingSuperMatt, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)

ired oo busy downloading kiddie porn while sucking off jew-fail.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)

"a good way to celebrate"

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)

genius

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)

I was in canterbury once
we stayed in a little place outside it called harbledown - vere nice it was.
( TBL Is it Easter yet?, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)

Harbles
lol
( bigbollockedbaboon is a council gritter, lovely lovely lovely, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)

i normally take the kids to a guy fawkes show, be the first year i haven't

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:41, archived)

It's a busy time for the shit fucking up time.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)

what kids?
are you a bad parent too?
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)

yep, it appears so

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)

BAD PARENT.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

ive been fucking gypped out of my fireworks for two years now
this year im being a right sad cunt and going to a display by myself
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

i'm going fishing

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:45, archived)

yeah
im always gypped out of that too
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)

Eat pie and peas, and have fun.
Plot night, Guy Fawkes night, Fireworks night, Bonfire night. It's got more names than Mohammed Ali.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 18:42, archived)

We should totally buy fireworks and set them off through your neighbours letter box
they miserable cow.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:12, archived)

I invited her round, but I don't think she'll come over.
And given her house is attached to mine, I don't think fire is the right way forward.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)

Also
'youngling'? FFS.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)

If you call them younglings instead of children then it makes it OK to brutally murder them.
/George Lucas
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)

Is this anything like children who are 'bubbly' always dying?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)

i always thought bubbly meant fat

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)

I don't think so, I think it's a precursor to an untimely death.
They should get teachers to watch out for it.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)

yer bubbly and fun-loving
it all means fat
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)

I had a girlfriend once with a bubbly personality.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

I'm sorry for your loss.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

it's a tragic story, almost as tragic as it is bubbly.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)

Vivacious - fat and loud
Bonny = fat and quiet
'Enjoys life to the full' = fat and alcoholic
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)

ALWAYS IN ARE HARTS = Aryan

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)

Really really really lovely once you get to know her = fat and quiet

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)

Bubbly is what kids have when they're not old enough to have developed a personality.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)

do the kids still drink hooch?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)

No, kids drink the same as gays.
WKDs and VKs and other things that sound like acronyms for STDs.
( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)