As the doctors can't find anything wrong with me, I musn't actually be sick
However I do still need a day off and I can't decide if I should take friday off (good because it's sooner) or take monday off (good because I get to properly enjoy sunday)

What do you reckon?

Also, I need a new phone as my one is being a dick and the geeky magpie profligate consumer whore in me quite fancies the motorola dext. Anyone got one? Are they shit or not?

Also, also, what's a word for "one who is inclined to spend more money than one sensibly should"? I think the opposite word would be frugal?


Easy question: I have stupid big hair, how's yours?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:53, archived)

The doctors said there was nothing wrong with me
Until I had an MRI scan.
Edit: Sorry, my hair is short and I haven't shaved since Thursday.
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

don't encourage him.

( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

okely dokely

( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

to get an MRI or to post on /talk?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

Both.

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

to post on /talk while getting an MRI?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

actually, I meant "to think he's actually ill"
but, yeah, either of those, too.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:32, archived)

i haven't had a proper shave it all off shave since 2004

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

But you have a beard and stuff
Facial hair suits those with a beard
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

yeah, but i was just thinking how long it's been since the world saw my naked chin

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

I might try growing a beard
Last time I made it to 2 weeks before I gave up
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

BEARD
i have NO IDEA what you look like so i can't possibly say whether you'd suit a beard

grow one anyway
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

There's a picture of me in my profile dude

( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

yeah, i've seen that
is all that stuff fused to your head?
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

Yep!
Lest my face be unleashed upon the world.
Also, top zombie, you look like Rob Zombie as a zombie.
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:20, archived)

thanks!
my friend siv zombies people all the time, and she's dead good at it
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

There's always a lack of bearded zombies in movies

( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

Spendthrift.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:56, archived)

Since you have helpfully provided the right answer
but everyone is ignoring you, I shall say

^THIS.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

no, I mean the opposite of that

( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:07, archived)

no, you don't.
you just think you do because most people don't know what spendthrift actually means. Google the definition. It's a really common misunderstanding.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

by golly you're right
how queer!
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

You really should have just believed me in the first place.
It's me.
I'm right about things.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

i need proof
how do you take your tea?
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

Orally.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:15, archived)

milk, sugar?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Milk, no sugar.
For normal tea.
Black otherwise.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

ok, your story checks out

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6522848
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

i didn't believe him once,
as a result i lost a limb and two children...

and i was raped...

by dr.preference
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

actually, it wasn't that bad.
they weren't my kids.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

was it your limb?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

it's all a complete lie,
I just want to bum dr.preference
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

it's a shame that you were lying then
he has an amputee fetish
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

Miser?

( Bobby Sands MP 1981 Weightwatcher man of achievement, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

I thought spendthrift was more specific
referring to someone who frittered away the money a dead relative had accrued for them, hence spending someone's thrift. There is a word of thriftless, it's just not very common.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:28, archived)

I reckon you need to take two teaspoons of cement and harden the fuck up.
you great Mary.

And the opposite of frugal is wasteful, but I presume that's not what you are after?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:57, archived)

like... y'know... get some new material...
do you... like... think you're JMG or something MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

Hoooobare
if people didn't constantly whine about being ill, I wouldn't have to constantly tell them to harden the fuck up. You can't blame me for the constant interMuchausen's on here.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

I've got interMunchausen's-by-proxy.
*beats you up*
*logs into www.nhs.gov.uk*
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:22, archived)

Moose, you terrible shitweasel!
how was forrin?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

Forrin was fantastic, 28degrees average, beautiful beaches, beautiful scenery.
LAVA hitting the ocean :D
5* hotels :D
US Healthcare $$$ :(
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

what did you need US healthcare for?
did you catch your cock in a lobster again?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

Mrs Moose managed to get a sinus infection...
We think* it was a result of all the pressure changes in the flights, and then snorkelling, and the fact that we both had bad colds/flu when we travelled and for the first week in Hawaii.

Still it was $300 well spent on some antibiotics and a steroid jab.

*given that we are both qualified doctors, and not infact the banker/travel agent that we pretend.
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)

well, doh, yeah.
that's why you aren't supposed to fly with a cold/flu. It's not just for the benefit of not infecting other passengers, you know ;)
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

I totally agree with the sentiment!
*firm handshakes*

^^ from the hood, of course!
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

The word you are looking for is possibly "parsimonious"
The opposite may be "profligate."
( Bobby Sands MP 1981 Weightwatcher man of achievement, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:58, archived)

You are such a protestant.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

It's my preference.

( Bobby Sands MP 1981 Weightwatcher man of achievement, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/opinion/2009/1028/1224257551939.html
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:03, archived)

Pah!
Piss-poor Papish propaganda.
( Bobby Sands MP 1981 Weightwatcher man of achievement, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

although absolutely awesome alliteration

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

He's a portadown prod.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

profligate!
that's the one
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

is it?
That's being massively immoral. That's not the opposite of being tight with money.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

that's just a little bit too much wordage for me to bother with...

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:59, archived)

I skipped to the last line.
My hair is hidden under a hat as per usual.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:01, archived)

ahh... I forgot... you look like Ethan Hawke... if he sold the big issue

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

Did he measure your face measurements? If he did, he's probably keeping it secret that you've got Down's Syndrome

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

Or it's Friz's old doctor...

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

What is a "Friz has a fat face" joke doing in a non-Friz thread?
You're slacking, DG :(
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

I'm sorry. It's Monday, I need to warm up, like a shit car on a cold day...

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

My hair is short and blonde

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

Oh, no wait... that's Erika Eleniak. I'm getting confused...

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)

having googled her, i now know what her bum looks like
does your bum look the same?
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

worst pandering ever.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:19, archived)

i bet it works though
dg is well easy
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

i heard he let spazzy smith feel him up behind the bikesheds

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:27, archived)

That's nothing, Tucker Williams had his hand down his trousers at assembly last Tuesday

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)

Give us a Ryan Giggs shiny and I'll suck you off for 25 minutes and let you feel my tits

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)

works fine as a chevron though

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

I was watching TV with my dad and she popped out from a cake in the Segal classic 'Under Siege'
I shouted at my dad "look at the tits on THAT!!!!" then my dad told me to go to bed because I was only 9 :'(
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:24, archived)

It does, doesn't it

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:37, archived)

yup

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:39, archived)

what's wrong with you, aspergers?
I have a cold, that's about it.

My hair is red and short and a bit ruffled.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:02, archived)

*ruffles*
now it's a lot ruffled
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

*rawrs*
Hello! I have a big brown hoodie that I have been pondering making into a bearhoodie. I thought I should tell you as it was inspired by MANBEARPAUL.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

hee!
i think if i were to order one, it would be a bearhoodie. let me know if you do make it into that and show me what it looks like :)
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

You can totally get bear hats

( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)

i don't really do hats
haven't found one yet that doesn't make me look stupid
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Sorted!
www.b3tards.com/u/73ec12ab3d29a4d600fa/pandahat.jpg
( St.Minimus giant fish in a bear suit, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

I will!

( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

*happy dance*

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:34, archived)

tightness of the chest
getting out of breath from just talking on the phone

yes, I have checked that my shirt fits

although, it's not too bad today
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:08, archived)

i've only ever had one motorola phone and i hated it
my hair is long and a bit curly
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:04, archived)

also, I agree
Motorola interfaces are like pulling teeth.
( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com NOW LIVE!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

although i had the original razr
and fucking loved it
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:09, archived)

i had some clamshell thing
looked great, was an absolute cunt to use
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:16, archived)

My hair is glorious
It is now in FULL FRO mode
( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)

I like your 'fro. Coz we're friends on Facespace, innit.

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:06, archived)

We're the BESTEST of friends on Faceplace

( Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

did you see me as a reanimated corpse?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)

Yup, looked cool :)
the photos of my weekend will be going up at one point...
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)

Some doctors are rubbish
I have a problem with my wee wee. You only need to take a sniff when I'm having a piss to know that there is something wrong. I even took a jar of the stuff to the doctors and when he dunked in his litmus type paper it caused it to catch fire and and it made his PC to BSoD.
But after they sent it off to the lab for analysis, the report said there was nothing wrong with it.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)

Also,
they said the problem with my tongue must be associated with the problem with my wee wee.

What the fuck do they think I'm doing with myself ?
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:12, archived)

weeing in your own mouth, obviously

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:33, archived)

I have set up a new website to go alongisde 2girls1cup
www.1guysquirtingtomouth.com
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

It's probably your diet and dehydration you nut.

( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:26, archived)

some 18months beforehand,
I changed my diet at their request, to their suggestion.
Which was to cut out, or at least heavily reduce the quantity of coke I Was drinking, and also reduce the amount of curry I was eating to about once a week, instead of everyday.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:35, archived)

curry and coke everyday?
you fat mess
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:36, archived)

not really,
I wasn't even fat when I was eating all that shit everyday.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

try eating salads and lots of fresh fish, Pineapple juice, no alcohol, and at least 2 litres of water a day. NO SHIT UNHEALTHY FOOD.
do that for a week. If it still smells then let me know because then I'll tease you for the rest of your life and call you stinky piss tramp trousers.
( Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)

um, yeah,
the bit about me changing my diet 18 months before possibly slipped you by.
These days, I'm eating more salad than anything, else, and either tuna or chicken sandwiches for lunch.
( turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)

My hair is so beautiful that to behold it is to know god,
and for mortals, fatal.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love Eifel 65 - "I'm Blue" for Christmas number 1, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:18, archived)

i am also a hair-deity, so i can look at it as long as i'm wearing shades

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)