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i have a blocked nose
what ailments are you suffering from today?
(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
I'm tip top.
I'm JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
Kai Wayne Rooney.
*head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
GET HIM IN THE U-21'S BEFORE THE FRENCH TRY, QUICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
hope hes not as fugly as the parents
what a start in life, with those two fucktard mongs bringing you up
(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
Advice which should never be given to Supermatt part 345 ^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
:(
Poor SuperMatt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
Supermatt could never quite get the hang of Championship manager,
he kept trying to put Seaman in the U-16s.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
nice work, centurion.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
Whilst people were throwing these kind of gags at Graham Rix a few years ago.
I feel he should be praised for being a Chelsea man who was interested in the opposite sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
hahahaha

(Rathen TOTALLY NOT A LOUD FLAMBOYANT NONCE, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)
*cricket applause*

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)
+ bitch!

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
DARKNESSES!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
I've decided I'm going to next fancy-dress as Rick James
as I am the best at doing an impression of him... Uuuuuuuniteeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

memeparty.com/i/m/28e42bbe05998d4d4b1ccd5fc6a9d570.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
We definitely needed another illness thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
he also has couldn'tbebotheredtocheckifacertaintopichasbeendonetodeathalreadytodayitis

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
dvd extra: alternate post.
you could say... i'm sick of them!
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
oh... I say... well done
I was going to say that
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
none, thanks
i'm a healthy strapping lad
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
I don't get ill.
GO TEAM GOOD GENES! PEW PEW PEW!
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
thats a good team name
you should get shirts made :)
(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
....I already have...*awkward silence...hand on back of head*
erm....you can't have one...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
more like
▐:====================================={(
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
doesnt matter
i dont wear vest tops anyway
(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
A little bit of sunburn.
A little bit of psoriasis.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
a little bit of mary all night long?

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
hmm.
I have that too, came on over the last couple of years. What do you use? nothing seems to work so far for me.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
Two things
OTC : Neutrogena/ probably the best non-prescription cream/ointment I've come across (and I've tried a few).

Prescription : Dovonex seems to work OK.

The Neutrogena has been a revelation.

(oh, and on your post down there - there was no way we were *not* flying - this holiday was more needed than Gordon Brown needs a facelift)
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
I use Dovobet as the best of a bad lot.
Same active as Dovonex. But even then it barely manages to keep it in check, not really improve things. all the others (steroids, coal-tar based ones) just make it worse.

thing is, I thought it was suppose to cycle, ie get better and worse naturally anyway? mine's just slowly been getting worse for a couple of years, nothing seems to touch it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:34, archived)
Try the Neutrogena. I was really impressed. It won't "cure" it, but it does seem to stop the flaky-ness really well.
Otherwise, I can only suggest getting a referral to a specialist dermatologist. Oh, and make sure you are correctly diagnosed in the first place - I had about 20yrs being told I had eczema, only to discover that it was probably psoriasis all along.

Cyclic - my arse. Mine is only cyclic in the "it gets better when I remember/can be arsed to put the cream on" which fortunately the missus is good at bullying me into. I do find that sunshine helps - which might be a problem given your current location!
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:39, archived)
flakiness isn't a problem unless I don't put stuff on
it's the appearance that is the problem tbh, it's quite a lot of coverage on my legs. I've already been to a dermatologist privately but I'm being re-referred on the NHS to think about UV treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
Mine was/is facial (yeah, insert joke about facial/cream here)
So steriods were dangerous. UV would fit with the sun helping (yeah, insert jokes about page 3 here).

Mind you, as a card-carrying scientific type, I should point out that all cases are different and what works for me, may not work for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:47, archived)
thank fuck, mine is so far not on the face
a little in what's left of my hairline. The dermatologist reckoned it started from a wound, which makes sense, as my legs are bugger all but scar tissue these days. But it's pretty bad on my legs, less so on my arms and torso. Would be fucking nice to find something that works, though. I'm almost considering stopping smoking and drinking to see if that helps. It's got that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
Mine started as patches on my elbows/ankes and then suddenly hit my face.
It flares up when I'm stressed. After the holiday it's actually really quite calm - which is probably a combination of sun, relaxation and lots of swimming in saline-solution.

On a good day, it's just red - and I look a bit like Sir Alex Ferguson/a random alky.
On a bad day, I swear I lose my own body-weight in deadskin.

I don't smoke - so I can't comment on that, and drinking seems to make little difference.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)

www.althealth.co.uk/product/details/fsc/cantamega_2000/90_tabs/

my dad used to have psoriasis up both of his arms to the extent that they were often red raw up to his elbows (insert strikethrough here) some hippe herbalist guy he knows suggested these and they cleared it up within a month or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:44, archived)
Curious
that's just a multivitamin pill. still, if it works for him, all good.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:50, archived)
most of what uv treatments do is put vitamins directly into the skin.
same principle, different application method.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:51, archived)
less risk of uv based melanoma this way too :D

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:53, archived)
almost no risk of UV melanoma
the treatment is filtered for UVB these days. So you can't use it as a free tannin session either ;)
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:57, archived)
it's a bit more than that
but I take the point. The argument is that you can't just use a different application method, a lot of things can't be absorbed into the body via oral administration. Most vitamins can't be absorbed without the right cofactors, for instance. It's why you are mostly wasting your time trying to get iron from spinach or broccoli rather than red meat. It's there but you can't absorb it.

but it's worth a look anyhow, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:56, archived)
for the sake of £20
i would say its worth a shot for a couple of months..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:59, archived)
true dat ;)
I might try some boggo multivits for a while first though, but it's bookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:02, archived)
Homeopathy - scientifically bollocks, but if it works for you - who cares! :)
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/series/diary-of-a-homeophobe
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
yeah, I know
but that's not homeopathy, it's just expensive vegetarian multivits.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:07, archived)
Ah, fair enough, I didn't actually look at the link :S

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
I wouldn't be surprised if eczema could be managed by placebo effect, though,
I've had it since I was wee and it seems to respond more to my frame of mind than anything else.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:18, archived)
get a really bad case of the shits
After a heavy bout mine clears up for a few days. They don't tell you that at the dermatologists. It's peculiar and possibly not a day to day solution but what do you expect, i'm no doctor.
(spingers, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 18:44, archived)
I headbutter a coworker on friday and I'm being ribbed for it

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
for his pleasure?

(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
captn headbutter?

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
WHAT!?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:23, archived)
NOTHING, GRANDAD
JUST EAT YOUR RICE PUDDING
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:46, archived)
How's his knee?

(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
Her.
And I think I slammed my fingers in a door.
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
Ouch.
I'm perfectly well at the moment. It's the first time in a while, as I had the nasty lurgy for two weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
ha, headbutter. HEADBUTTED.

(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
threaten to headbutt them in the chest and then shout
"FNERRR! HOW DO YOU LIKE BEING RIBBED, EHH?"

Then do a plop outside where they can all see you and point at a shrub.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
their poor shins :(

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
upset at JMG. online.
and tinnitus which I've had for years anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)
*Fists on hips. Up a mountain.*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
if yuo 've had it for years, your brain should have corrected your hearing
and blocked that ringing frequency out by now.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
I can't hear it if I am in an office or outdoors, I am that used to it
but as soon as any office/central heating hum stops, it's quite loud.
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)
I've had it since I was 12 and it doesn't work like that.
Although it only bothers me when I go to a club and make it worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)
i dont have it,
but somebody in the office claims to have it now. They told me that their doctor said that their brain will cancel out the ringing frequency. this is where I learnt this information. If it is wrong, he and his doctor are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:52, archived)
I've listened to loud music all day, played at 140db in bands all my life and work with audio headphones on all day and another 2 going behind me
I've got amazing hearing still!

I can hear the doors closing on the tubes when I live over a mile away from the station.

But when I'm at a party and someone is talking in front of me I have to listen to the them really carefully as all I can hear is every conversation going on around me :S
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
your ears are on backwards

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)
Or maybe my FACE isn't on the right way....hmmm...fetch me the chisel, I need to operate, THERE'S NO TIME GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)
it's too late........I'M GOING TO BE LIKE THIS FOREVER
Backwardsfaceboy they'll call me....I'll avenge them god damn it...TO THE BACKWARDSFACEBOY CAVE! do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do backwardsfaceboy. do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do de do backwardsfaceboy.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
Apparently it's human nature to try and listen to other conversations
there was something about it on Tomorrow's World once, and that kinda shit you can't sweep up under no rug.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:10, archived)
I get that, the hearing of ever conversation.
That's why I hate loud pubs.

Apparently it's an anxiety thing, from when we were animals and needed to hear lions to survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)
you haven't got tinnitus...
you just hang around with high-pitched queens
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)
I'm very well thank you.
I'm wearing a pair of socks which I've had for at least 16 YEARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
there are posters on here younger than that

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
This means that they should respect my socks, as they have more experience.

(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)
I bet all your socks are experienced.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
Darn right they are.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
Dude, I smelt what you did.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
I suspect mostly in receiving rather than giving, though.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
and crusty

(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
I bet your mum knitted them out of your first brow.

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:32, archived)
i am far too sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
Take two of these a day and see me again in a month.
*gives prescription for cheeseburgers*
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
or you've eaten squid ink
that's PROPERLY scary in the "looking back in the toilet" department.

EDIT - fucking retard posting there, TMB. Try the post below.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:02, archived)
you've got a severe case of spackyposting

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:05, archived)
don't I know it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
well, I noticed that my poo was very black today
I have been advised that it is because of too much iron.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
Either that or it's dried blood
and you've got internal bleeding
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
RE: blocked nose
I refer you to my previous answer regarding cement, Mary and hardening up.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
BOREDOM.
I'm stuck in mandatory training having my tits bored RIGHT off.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
EYES ON THE WHITEBOARD PLEASE
Thank you Ms Star.
(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
you'll have to carry them home in a bag
how inconvenient
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
just keep asking
"what are the practical applications of this?" Winds trainers up a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
I'm a little tired
But that's fine really, I mean I'll sleep tonight and be on top form tomorrow. Musn't grumble really. Everything's ok to be honest. I hope you are well. Much love. Theo. xx.
(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
Theo sounds too french,
you traitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)
Hey! Probably going to Cork in the new year. Would that be better? Would I still be a traitor?

(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
Ireland is almost as bad as France.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
I'm working my way up, one day I'll live in a country that you'll respect

(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)
Tajikistan won't have you,
infidel.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)
How about North Korea? They'd have me

(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
Only if you destroy communism there.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
I would be a benevolent dictator
They could call me Mountain Sky Kite and I would rule them with a pink iron fist
(I helped save b3ta! Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)
Notgivingafuckitis,

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)
also, terminal wrongness
hey there MoT
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
Hey there paul.
How's the queue for your bathroom?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
i have no idea. i'm at work.
however, 3 of the 4 of us who live in the house will be at work, and there are 2 bathrooms, so i would say 'non-existant'

also, i would say 'why have you asked me this? have i missed something?'
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
It'll come to you,
don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
None.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)
big hair
chest cramps
head tapping
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:29, archived)
my scab keeps cracking every time i bend my fucking knee

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)
what about the other... non-fucking knee?
see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
oh man you totally went there

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)
That's not a scab, that's your fanny silly!
your perfidiously deformed fanny...
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)
that healed over years ago
this is a tip-top good picking scab i earned the other week
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:01, archived)
DON'T PICK IT OTHERWISE YOU'LL GET A a a scar...hmm, but scars are pretty cool.
I'd go a head and pick that bad boy if I'm honest...scars are pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
its so fucking satisfying
especially when you get a really good bit and it lifts off in one big chunk oh god i just come
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:11, archived)
thats quite the sex life

(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)
beggars and choosers and so on and so forth

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
My slaggitis has returned.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:40, archived)
did it ever go away?
as by all accounts you are an online harlot
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:42, archived)
Well I was seeing someone for most of the year. Then I was a bit sad for a while.
Now I am on top Limey form again. With mixed results.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:45, archived)
*fives*
top strumping, woman.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
my reply is too far down the page

(well, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 16:48, archived)
yer i seen it

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
i'm worried that other people saw it too and decided not to reply because they don't like me
:(
(well, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:05, archived)
they're probably all knocking off work innit
i sneaked off at 3 for a meeting with mr. bank manager. totally having a baileys here
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:09, archived)
i saw it too
i left work early because i'm feeling sick

probably more fun than meeting a bank manager
(I helped save b3ta! zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:20, archived)
a runny eye
I think it has a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:08, archived)
I feel so wasted right now.
I'm on these new tablets and I don't like them.

I just stared at a jpeg I was working on and I sware it was moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:13, archived)
thats a .gif gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:16, archived)
It isn't, because I made it.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 17:19, archived)