Fuck it, I'll let the internet decide. It's more fun than tossing a coin.
Yes or No, people?
Your call.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)

Yes. Fuck 'em, it's only Mozambique.

( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

Done
cheers, Moo.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

For the love of Christ, don't do it.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

Moo Has Spoken.
Besides, you'd approve really.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)

I approve of nothing.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)

I'll tell you next time.
You'll probably think I'm some kind of hero.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)

Did you punch Vernon Kay in the face?
Oh God, please say that you punched Vernon Kay in the face.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)

I sincerely wish I had done so.
But that's still on my to-do list.
I'll think of you when I get round to it, though.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)

No.
You'd be really fucking stupid to do it and it'll probably end in death or a really torn arse.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)

Can't be worse than it is now.

( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)

no, think of your penis! it'll never be the same again!

( MrA, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:44, archived)

I sincerely hope so
I'm getting a Meatotomy
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)

Of course, if you didn't want to do it you wouldn't have asked.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)

HAH!
*awards "Most Perceptive Answer" prize*

You're a hard man to fool, Druid.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)

I'm like Columbo, only fewer cigars and crumpled coat.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)

There's just one more thing I'd like to ask...

( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)

YES.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)

Get it done

( Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)

Fuck off you fucking piece of fucking emaciated fucking bull's scrotal discharge.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)

Needs more fucking.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)

story of my life, that.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)

I'm not emaciated,
Take that, you trolly bad person!
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)

I bought some brie that came in a little wooden box
what do I do with a triangular wooden box now the cheese has gone?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)

Keep your Trivial Pursuit pieces in it.

( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)

Liar.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:55, archived)

Tesco Brie de meaux
finest*
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

reduced to 20p

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

I think spreading it with marmelade before eating it may have been a bit of a waste

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)

I bet I can make you jealous.
I've got THREE Frij milkshakes in my fridge.
SUCK THAT UP.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:00, archived)

YOU SHOP AT MORRISONS

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)

YOU CAN'T BE COLUMBO.
I'M COLUMBO.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

there's only one way to settle this
first to lose an eye wins being columbo
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)

YOU'RE ON.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)

I've kept a tin for that had mints in
and face the same life altering dilemma.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

it looks so useful
I must have some use for it
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

I know
hurts doesn't it? :(
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)

I MUST OWN SOMETHING THAT WILL FIT PERFECTLY IN THIS BOX
WHY DON'T I OWN MORE TRIANGULAR THINGS?
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

have a series of enormous custom guitar plectrums made

( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)

This is pretty much why I kept my tin:
blog.makezine.com/archive/2008/01/ybox_2_networked_settop_b.html

Never going to get around to doing it myself of course.`
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)

Perry Dawsey can lend you some.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)

Melt a Toblerone down
Pour into the box and make your own massive Toblerone piece.

Then run round your living room pretending to be one of the borrowers
( mns pies mmm! mns pies, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

dude
brie just isn't that big.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

it's a very pointy box
any toblerone from it would completely destroy the roof of my mouth
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)

careful
I'm not sure tinned goods go down well around these parts.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

it just saves so much time,
no more need to spend hours cooking beans, or corn, or all day breakfasts or peas
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:06, archived)

Unless they're from Waitrose.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:12, archived)

bury a carrot.

( Cleisthenes Gentleman of the pike., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

You buy a fucking carrot.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:58, archived)

the closest I have to that is tinned sliced mushrooms

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:02, archived)

answer is on a post card

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

:D

( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)

Maybe.

( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 19:59, archived)

You've met a girl. I can tell.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:07, archived)

heheh
it is not this.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:17, archived)

YES.
If the question is

a) I am a nice man who lives locally, isn't a loser, is mentally and financially stable, straight, funny, clever and has a massive wang would you like to go out with me Limey?

or

b) I am an employer with a lovely job which has a reasonable salary which will use your lovely languagey tongue and will you work for me please Limey?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)

I'm sorry. I read 'lovely languagey tongue' and now I need a little lie down.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:14, archived)

Ooops.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:47, archived)

Glatt wie ein Kinderpopo

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 21:00, archived)

right, i just solved my own dilemma with a yes
you should too
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

Yeah
that's what I'm doing.
( mulledwynoh now with extra minerals and iron, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 20:18, archived)