There's a section in the book shop 'Paranormal Romance', which is as large as the horror section.
I don't know what question to ask relating to this, there are too many and they all contain swear words. You should probably just ask a question of your own.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:16, archived)

They also have a 'Harrowing tales' section.
I liked that because the word harrowing is rarely bandied about these days. Much like the word 'bandied'.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

'Tales of Minor Peril'
It's all a bit daft.
How are you?
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Grand. Mucking about with Windows 7.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

How is it? I'm genuinely interested.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

Early days yet. Just feels like Vista except for a few nicer touches at the moment.
Much like the Mac, give it a week or so :)
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

I have lost an hour of my precious life to Plants V Zombies. You cunt.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

I'm sorry to have given you an hour of great pleasure.
It's brilliant, isn't it? Wait till you get your Zen Garden.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

It is quite amusing. It will keep me occupied whilst Badger plays Pro Evo.
Also, we are thinking of treating ourselves to a PS3 this Christmas. Oh yes.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)

Aye, I like BluRay films.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)

Shall I add you to the list of DVD recipients?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

Yes.
No.
What?
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

OK

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

WHAT DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR?

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

Would anyone like to give me some money in exchange for work? Or cake?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

I give cake or you give cake, then take money?

(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

I'm eating coffee and walnut cake.
oooh. It's nice.
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

casper the horny ghost

( MrA, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:17, archived)

Kills and Boon.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

cricket applause

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

mills and poon

(TheFallGuy has toes like fingers, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

Virgina AndWoos
Bit tenuous that one. It's paranormal and sexy though.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)

I don't know how large your horror secion is
Would you rather eat a savoury pie with custard or a sweet pie with gravy?
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:18, archived)

Sorry, I was being too furious elsewhere to reply to your question.
The answer is it's pretty big. Bigger than most.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

*out of context lulz*

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)

how can you go on as if nothing has happened?
HBLC is shaving his beard man.

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

I couldn't give a fiery fuck about someone's facial hair.
We're talking about books here, BOOKS. Books don't even shave.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

You monster. Have a heart, for fuck's sake.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

heart read
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Be happy for him.
It's a good day for Cornwall.
( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

Totally qualified for the regional poker finals here

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:19, archived)

That's marevellous.
Were you reading a book at the time?
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:24, archived)

Ummm...no?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

THEN SHUSH IT UP.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

I like how that got on the populol page

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

It's becoming a Druid Heavy popular page.
I'm tempted to click on everything he posts, just to encourage him.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

YOU CAN SHUSH IT RIGHT UP TOO.
I MIGHT END UP GETTING FURIOUS
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:40, archived)

With your skills and my brain we're gonna get rich SexFace!

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

I bought a book about Stalingrad, and a book about the Battle of Trafalgar today
2 books.
( magnum, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

oh man, I love stuff about stalingrad.
trafalgar can fuck off.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

The question is why?
Why does it have to be so big. How many people in *town name here* get their rocks off to sexy ghost stories.
(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:20, archived)

I went to a spiritualist lecture a few years back with a friend. The guy giving the talk asked the audience how many had seen a ghost. About 90 people put their hand up. Then he asked how many had spoken to a ghost, about 10 people had their hand up including my friend. The lecturer then asked how many people had had sex with a ghost. My friend still had his hand up. I looked at him quizzically, but he was invited on stage to talk about his experience. "So, what was it like having sex with a ghost?"
"Oh, sorry I was near the back and thought you said goat"
( magnum, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

I'm finding that hard to believe, but I did laugh.

(misusscompiler shooting at the walls of heartache. BANG BANG, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

I'm just having a bit of a joke with you
that's all, just a bit of banter
( magnum, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

MAN TELLS JOKE ON INTERNET: WOMAN DOESN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND IT.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)

something I learnt from listening to radio 4 this evening:
In Virginia, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)

Druid fact:
In Paris it's illegal for an tank to drive up the Rue de Rivoli without an officer in front waving a white flag.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)

this deserves to be on the popular page,
it's got sex and goat references.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:30, archived)

I JUST DON'T KNOW.
Let's try writing some.

He moved his ghostly hand towards her face, stroking her hair. She carried on eating her soup, because she was alive and he was a ghost and she couldn't see or feel him. He wasn't too frustrated by this however, because soon the soup would be finished and she might have to go in the shower and get her bits out.

Did that work?
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:28, archived)

Well, thats me aroused.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Mmm, soup.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yeah, that was what got me too.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yes but what sort of soup?
Women need more details.
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)

Minestrone.
Most erotic of all the soups.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)

keep going

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

Crooooooooooutons.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)

Aaaand I'm done.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)

hold on i think there's an icbm headed towards my house

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:22, archived)

Is it reading a book?

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:23, archived)

it's hard to tell from this distance, give me a minute or two

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:25, archived)

yeah it se

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

GET IN.

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:29, archived)

When my orbs flashed into view
did you think it was supernatural?
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:26, archived)

phwoar

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte is looking to join the non-violent wing of the kkk, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

I love the whole orb thing.
I love that people are so keen to find evidence for ghosts that dust gets them excited.
( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

I'm still reading My Boring-Ass Life by Kevin Smith. It's good stuff.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:27, archived)

It's an excellent read.
A good 'dip in' book like the Charlie Brooker stuff.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:31, archived)

Yep. That's why it's taking me so long to read.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)

But think of the exercise your lips are getting.

( Neptune SHOW SHOCKS EVEN A STRIPPER, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

And his finger tips.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

i fucking love charlie brooker,
dawn of the dumb was ace.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:33, archived)

The Hell Of It All is even better.
Laugh out loud stuff.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings is on the mend, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)

Not 'butt clenchingly honest' then?

( Once in Royal Druid's City stood a waki krazi edgy zany loon, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)

It is. It really is.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)