Yes.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)

But what about your pizza?

( Lord Yulelius slankers, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)

3 minutes.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

I knew it.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)

I might play Pokemon Platinum for a bit.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)

i downloaded some event pokemon from the internet and transferred them to my platinum game
this has allowed me to beat everyone down with legendaries
( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)

sometimes i think i'm wasting my life

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I did the Shaymin event the other week. He looks shit.
I've been using the same Gardevoir for the last three games.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

gardevior is the sort of pokemon that i imagine is favoured by those who have trouble meeting girls

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

My mum says I'm handsome.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

Doesn't answer my question.
I don't even believe you're cooking a pizza.
( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

I'm about to eat it.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

LIES

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

s1.b3ta.com/host/creative/51938/1257206634/pizza.jpg
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

As much as I do lvoe a good pizza, that looks as if you've just vomited into your hands.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

It looks considerably better in the flesh

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

It does look like something that's already been eaten, like.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

It looks like he's being attacked.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

If this is another fucking lie about food, I swear I'll go spare.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)

Why would someone lie about what they had for their dinner?
WHY WOULD THEY LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS IMPORTANT AS THAT?
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

/Vampire Weekend
Almost.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

It's like the glued eel fiasco all over again.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

He didn't even have a fork. I don't think he's ever even seen a pickle.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind FoldsFive about his rice on the hob

( magnum, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)

THAT WAS NINE MINUTES. YOU REMINDED HIM TOO EARLY AND NOW POOR FF WILL HAVE CRUNCHY. UNSATISFACTORY RICE AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT MAGNUM YOU CUNT.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)

Hey, leave off magnum. He's having a hard time of it all.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

NO
I WARNED HIM ONE MINUTE EARLY SO HE COULD GET OFF HIS ARSE, GO TO THE KITCHEN AND GET A PLATE/BOWL/CHOPSTICKS OUT THE CUPBOARD/DRAWER/SINK.
( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

And for this we are truly grateful.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

I baked bread earlier.
I'm that fucking god.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)

I baked beans

( Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)

Fucking God?
Is he any good then? I heard he's a bit shit.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)

Why do you think they're called the 'Pearly Gates'?
Torrents of holy spunk straining through onto St. Peter and the queuing dead people, the mucky cunt.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)

I love you.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

Are you bringing PIE?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

I fucking am.
Sweet and savoury.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

all bow down to bread god!
OH BREAD GOD, PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON OUR BREADS!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

I'm trying to make mine soft yet firm.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Top stuff
But I'm out
( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)