Primer is a fucking confusing movie

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

indeed

( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)

thanks for sharing your thoughts friz.
what insightful anecdote will you come out with next?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

I'm just popping by to call Friz a cunt
see you in another few weeks.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)

Oh man, I can't log back in on good board.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)

Good stuff.
See you soon cwft.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

I miss you
JackActio
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

n
rest of these cunts are pricks.
( little cwfoot little cwfoot on a dusty road optimise for blindness, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

Did you miss me.
*crosses fingers*
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

I try my best hombre, but there ain't much to work with.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:09, archived)

I'm out of the board, for login problems

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

*raises eyebrow*

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:08, archived)

Todays xkcd is testament to that.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)

That's the reason I watched the film
I quite like time travel movies. Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel is brilliant.
( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

Watch Timecrimes. Dreadful name, brilliant film.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:19, archived)

Meh, it's no Trancers.

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:22, archived)

Jack Deth is back!

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

Dry hair is for squids!

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

today's xkcd is a testament to autism
i mean just look at it
( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

i bet the whole thing is incredibly accurate too (apart from the joke ones)

( Frightguy what the heck's a hexagon, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

I feel like emailing Randall and asking him if he's ok, and whether he's left the house in the last week.

( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)

I always lose the plot with films,
that's probably why I hardly ever watch them
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

I'm totally watching Goodfellas
I think this is my 2nd favourite movie.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)

i want to POKE you

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

It's been too long since I watched that.
I fucking love Goodfellas.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

Am I funny?
What the fuck is funny about me?
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Your nose?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

oh lol

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

ZING!
I see you have a request for ice on Saturday. I might buy ice for the first time ever.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)

Good plan

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Yeah, this.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Will Steve need some?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Shove your bash up your arse.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:17, archived)

Woah, we'll have less bully of pie bash thanks.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

I won't be there. It's bound to be shit.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

I'll go if there's free pie.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Woah, pie bash is having a hard time.
Three people signed up as a joke.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

I'm going to be there.
That makes it a "rare" bash, in Pokemon terms.
( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

What are you? Twelve?
Fuck off with that Pokemon shit.
( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hot damn.
And other greetings.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:15, archived)

Yeah, probably.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

I remembered.
MY FAVOURITE FILM IS

GET CARTER
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Is that why you thought you were eating a pizza?

( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Goodfella's make pizza you see

( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I'm going to bed

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

I have a friend who's so dense that he failed to follow the plot of Jumanji.
He'd have been in his late twenties at the time, bless him.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)

haha, you don't have friends.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)

Haha, no I don't.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

I'll be your friend,
do you like nintendo?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Short film reviews.
It could be a winner.
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)

I might watch Zombie Strippers.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)

Don't.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)

Why not?

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

It's awful. It's not even so bad it's good. It's just bad.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Oh.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Have you seen/heard anything about Paranormal Activity?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:16, archived)

Nope. Only the trailers. Isn't it just a bit like that White Noise film?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

I'm not sure. I did see White Noise. Terrible.
I heard someone say it's like Blair Witch.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

White Noise made (to me anyway) no sense whatsoever.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

It was an absolutely ridiculous plot.
It was as though they'd heard about EVP and thought 'MAKE A FILM' without thinking why and how it'd be used.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

The bit at the end with the ghost...things beating the crap out of Michael Keaton was my personal "favourite" moment

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

I agree, it was good when it ended.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Apparently the sequel is good.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

That's what the papers are saying as it's all hand held cameras
made on a £6000 budget apparently.
( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

Somebody made a film about Syncubus?

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

I've heard that's "okay, I guess"

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

My friend told me about that today.
He said it was quite scary.
( Lord Yulelius waddle waddle, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

I heard it's a chevron.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

I've heard things about this film.
Bad things. From lots of people.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)

Don't. It's not even so bad that it's good.
It's so bad its fucking shit.
( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:18, archived)

I know, ennit.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

So it's as bad as Dude, Where's My Car?

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)

Dude, wheres my car is The Godfather by comparison.

( FoldsFive Gold Rings Sgt. Rock (is going to help me), Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)

Oh blimey.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

Oooh, harsh.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Your words are full of wrong.
Zombies.
+
Strippers.
+
Freddy Kreuger doing sleazy.
+
Zombie Fu.
I give it 4 stujs out of 5.
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

Two words- "dead" and "snow."
Unless you don't like reanimated Nazi zombies, Beethoven or violence.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:52, archived)

Ein! Zwei! DIE!
:D

I fucking LOVE Dead Snow.
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:06, archived)

Top film.
:D
Death by ping-pong ball trick.
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

Ever seen Chopper Chicks in Zombietown?
That's a classic. Goes well with I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)

Yay, Lord Gnome

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

Nice to see you too.

( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

Glad you're back.

( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 1:07, archived)

Yeah, it's not bad.
IBAVM is utter crap though. And not in a good way Not even Boon could save that one.
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

And I used to respect you!
[Edit] Have you seen Dead Snow yet? I love that film.
( The ghost of Lord Gnome past, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)