How the fuck can you lose a cup of coffee?
I put it down and it has vanished. Fuck. What's the weather like where you are? It's shit here.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:37, archived)

Northampton's been rinsed and now it's being blown dry.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:40, archived)

I lost 2 fence panels yesterday.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:41, archived)

Maybe they're with your coffee.

( 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:43, archived)

Maybe they are in a hundred bits
Across my fucking lawn. I shall be making repairs today.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:45, archived)

'Ning.
It's a fucking LOVELY morning here at sunny MPA we had a little bit of rain with some small hail about an hour an a half ago, but it's shaping up to be a beautiful morning. Gorgeous sunrise at the moment and a nice comfortable 2 degrees celsius outside. And now over to Felicity for the traffic.
Felicity: "Well it's only 04:45am,so there isn't any at the moment stuj, but there'll be possibly as many as six or seven Land Rovers in sight during the rush hour."
:D
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:47, archived)

he he
I expect the land rovers are carrying lumberjacks on their way to work in the forrest.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:52, archived)

I'd love to see GTA MPA.
Vehicles: 70% Land Rovers, 20% Berlingos, 2.5% vans/trucks (assorted weights/makes) 2.5% Fire Engines, 2.5% Ambulances, 2% BVs,.5% Scorpion Tanks.
:D
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:00, archived)

thats how it starts
you`ll be pissing yourself next.
( Tyronne wants to know, is it Christmas yet?, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:49, archived)

Pfft
I looked after a man who was the spit double of him when I was working in a care home.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:51, archived)

Well I suppose that is something to look forward to for all of us.
Right now, I'm fitter and healthier than I've been for years.
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)

I'ts about 30 degrees, light breeze, yes I am a lucky cunt.
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:51, archived)

Far too hot.

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:01, archived)

Aircon in teh office though, in dubai, though interestingly women seem to be quite uncovered here, lots of high heels and tight office attire makes my day very unproductive.
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:12, archived)

I can never get my penguins to wear high heels.
:(
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:14, archived)

these are other peoples penguins
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)

The view from the train would suggest that Newark is soaking wet and horrible.

EDIT: also, windy and fucking packed full of pikeys.
(C, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)

soaking wet and
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:02, archived)

Crap
It's wet and drizzly. And I have to wear smart clothes. Bad times.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 7:58, archived)

Have some pandering then.
*Panders*
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:05, archived)

:)
smart no
( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:13, archived)

That would not be good
Not good at all. True to form though, CHB
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:16, archived)

thats one thing you never see guys doing, the whole trainers to work then change into smart shoes.
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 9:43, archived)

I've got a lovely big cup of tea.
I'll try not to lose it.
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)

You could always superglue it to your hand I suppose.

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:29, archived)

I've lost the superglue.
:(
(MooCow_Byter got 99 problems, but a red balloon ain't one, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:31, archived)

Staples then?

( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:32, archived)

Cold and windy.
And now I have to go to work in a boatyard which will be doubly cold and doubly windy. :(
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:34, archived)

You're working in a boatyard?
*Resists urge to pfffft*
( stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 8:40, archived)