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How annoying are you?
12 Annoying Facebook Updaters
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:41, archived)
i don't know why anyone would get annoyed at something as meaningless and completely avoidable
as a certain person's status update.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
does the author not know that you can un-friend people even easier than you can friend them?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
however, some people who are great craic IRL seem to turn into raging windowlickers when presented with a social networking site...
I can't fathom it
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
definitely worth spending time thinking about here.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
it will be beneficial when I'm IN CHARGE and need to sort out my policies regarding pruning the herd!

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
poogenics.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)

Want to join farmville - grrrrr no FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:00, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/notareallink.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
what a bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
I'm still baffled why people would allow their parents to see their facebooks by friending them.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
i have nothing to hide from my parents...

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
I fucking do.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
or why people would take a screenshot of it all
LUK WOT I FOUND!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
Who dat?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:45, archived)
WHB
And Mrs WHB
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
Wildheart Baby?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
I heard his missus was a fucking bitch.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
wildheart babby

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
Are you coming to live near me then or WHAT?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
nah fuck that

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
im staying in the south west and gonna try making real life friends

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
but theyre both ignoring my facebook messages :(

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:49, archived)
hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
Oh, like THAT, is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
Haha pwnt.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
Poor WHB
:((
(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
^That

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
Poor Mrs WHB says I, feckless bastard, arsing about on FB when he should be DOING STUFF.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:55, archived)
Yeah, cuz no-one's ever procrastinated before.
Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
alright shit head.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
Honestly though right Fritz
only a cunt would screenshot and post that. Well done, you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
It's available on a public website
It's not like it was posting a gaz
(I helped save b3ta! Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
Not everyone has him as a friend though.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)
What was you thinking behind that.
Light the blue touch paper and stand well back.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)
he craves attention you see

(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)
Its a sad day.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)
WHY DON'T YOU ASK YM??

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:42, archived)
Cuz nobody cares what she has to say
No one can understand her anyway, she's too full of cock.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
I'm "the Lurker"

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
So they don't like facebook.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
I go on Facebook about every two months, or when I remember,
reject some friends, accept some, ignore 30 'WHAT MUPPET ARE U?' requests.
Then forget it for another two months.
It's more of a chore than anything else, I should just leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:43, archived)
so leave it.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
Thanks for the advice.
*writes down*
(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6524879
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
pffffffffffffft

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
Haha, oh dear!

(I helped save b3ta! Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:30, archived)
I hardly use Facebook any more
Twitter is lighter and more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:44, archived)
AGREE

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
BINKY
*picks up and squeezes*
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
you cant pick me up!
*cuddles and teas up*
(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:50, archived)
I'LL TRY
*drinks tea, slices cake*
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
oh man oh boy cake.
i want cake. what cake?

bring cake.
(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)
I have eclairs
come here.
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)
OH BOY JUST READ THIS.

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)
this
and doesn't fail nearly half the time that Facebook does
(I helped save b3ta! Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:46, archived)
what exactly is it that twitter does though?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
Facebook status updates
that's about it. But there's no quizzes and no groups and fewer twats you knew from school.
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:48, archived)
None of the constant "Would you like to join farmville" crap

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
Which is what the FB Purity greasemonkey script is for :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
Why the fuck should I have to mess about with scripts and browser addons to not see shit

(I helped save b3ta! St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:52, archived)
i remove friends who get involved in all that shit.
i mainly use facebook to get people down the pub and to see photos that everyone else took. i am lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)
If only there was some way to block these requests...

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)
Hmm... I use lite.facebook.com
And it seems to have the same effect - no apps, and just keeps me in touch with status-updates and my inbox.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:51, archived)
I only use FB for pictures and stalking girls.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)
Tagging photos is still the best thing about FB
especially when they're embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)
What is a facebook?

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
go back to your room old man.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:47, archived)
Very annoying
I haven't read the article BTW
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:53, archived)