I've been "shortlisted" for an Easyjet cabin crew job.
This means that I get to go to a recruitment day.

Has anyone ever been to one of these days? Should I go? Anyone done a cabin crew job? So many questions.

Love you all

xxx
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:54, archived)

Shush, fag.

( Silent Noit, Holy Noit, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)

Haha, sky waiter.

( Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)

I figured easyjet must be easier than most airlines.
They don't do food and drink unless you pay a huge sum.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

No, but you will spend the day working your arse off, for relatively poor rewards in comparison to most proper airlines.

( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

Hmmm.
I'm also not massively keen on flying. Well not take off and landing anyway.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

that sounds like quite a setback for a member of cabin crew

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

i just dont think i can go that far right now. life is complicated.

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:13, archived)

Oh binks.
*sadface*
( Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:15, archived)

BAM A LAM

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)

*points at sig*
where are you getting?
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm not really sure.

( Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

Yorkshire is well rubbish anyway

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:16, archived)

i was born there and also i spent three awesome years at university there

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yeah, but it's like on the border of here, so we're MORTAL ENEMIES

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

oh.
i have to hate you now.

*flicks bogies in your vague direction'*

'northeastish
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:22, archived)

Hehe :D
I'm not from here, I'm on the fence over the whole issue. Unless we are counting cricket, in which case we're still mortal enemies :(
( St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:24, archived)

I DON'T EVEN LIVE THERE, FUCKNUTS.

( Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:17, archived)

Of course not.
Cabin crew are all either gay or womans.
( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)

Perfect job for Sexface then.
He can rape the men AND the women.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

And then talk about it here, so then legally the rape never happened.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

Isn't it a requirement to have skin the same shade of orange as their logo?

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:56, archived)

So that's what SikRik does.

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

I am never flying EasyJet again.

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

Do we want to know why?
I'm stuck on that crossword. I've done all the bottom right, all but one in the top right, but I've got 8 missing on the left side. Poor show.
2 down is looking like an author, perhaps an anagram but I can't get it.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

I've got most of the left side - haven't really looked at bottom right yet...
2 down is an anagram... GAZ me for answers ;)
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:31, archived)

I've got all the bottom right corner.
I just don't think I know the novelist. It's frustrating. I normally do all the Telegraph on my own, fail at the Times getting anything between 3 answers and 3/4 of them, and this seems in between.
Mind you, 2/3 is pretty OK given I've never done a Guardian one before.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:35, archived)

This is a pretty good example of a Guardian one - some of them are very tough
some of them are quite easy... I average about 2/3 of the questions. There's also a monthly "Genius" puzzle on the website which is a real b*gger, and I've only every managed to complete once.
( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:37, archived)

Yeah loads,
it's a pretty big employer in my neck of the woods but people don't tend to stay there long.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

I thought it might be something to do for a while.
I don't see myself making a career out of it.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

Which airport are you going to be based at?

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

I applied MONTHS ago.
I think I chose either Stansted or Gatwick. I think. :/
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

You'll probably get lots of fanny though off the other staff.
They're all desperate old slags.
( Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:57, archived)

The thought hadn't crossed my mind!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:58, archived)

Skivvy in the skies.
It'll be like The High Life, only a lot fucking GAYER with you on board.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

Pif, paf pof!

( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

I'll probably run into you at some point.
I'm never off them these days.
(thediscokingpin, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)

there doesn't seem much point getting on them
if you're not going to get off them somewhere else.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

enough with the logic
( In the Bleak Vladimir'd Winter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Remember to call the people flying 'ducky'
And bend over showing lots of bottom when serving their gin and tonics, sweetiepie
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

Haha, you're totally going to get bummed up against the foldy door toilets by a tango'd queen.

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:00, archived)

OH BOY!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)

It's going to be like Quantum Leap, and Gonzo is going to stand next to you smoking a cigar, talking into his Gameboy.

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:03, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)

Word on the street is that you're shaving your beard off.
Why, man? WHY?
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:19, archived)

well, you are the right colour for a flight attendant.

( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:01, archived)

RACIST!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

oh, sorry, didn't realise you were a wog,
no offence.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

Make sure that when you are serving people in the aisle seats
you stand with your genitals uncomfortably close to, and perhaps gently rubbing, their arms.

We fucking love that shit.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:04, archived)

I do.
i felt a woman's clopper practically kiss my forearm once when she reached over to get some rubbish.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

Then again it was my mum in the car at the time...

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

you whinge when I take the piss...
then you go and do things like this...

oh dear
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

I know it's worthy of a good pisstaking.
But I also thought it might be a good break from IT etc.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:06, archived)

A break from what?

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

IT!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

WHAT?

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I.T!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:11, archived)

Ixtra Tarresstriel? *sauf effrikan E.T.*

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

That little fellow with the long neck?

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

I'll be honest here.
When he does that, he doesn't make me respect him any less.
( Amorous Badger venomous choad and keeper of the QOTW Fail Archive, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

You should go along and ask them what the deal with airplane food is.

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:07, archived)

YES

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

the deal is:
a sandwich
a drink
for £9.99
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

I think it'd be worth going just to do this.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:09, archived)

Ha!

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:10, archived)

can you say "tea, coffee, tea, coffee" in a high pitched drone?

( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:08, archived)

Don't tell them about your membership of Al Qaeda.

( Dr Preference has an EXCITING NEW LINK in his profile, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:12, archived)

n't
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:14, archived)

I was once on a flight with one of your land-mass-countrymen...
and he was reading a motoring magazine with a car which looked deceptively like a Porche 911

he pointed it out to me...

I shouted "YOU CAN'T SAY 911 ON A PLANE!!!"

I was quite drunk as it goes
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:21, archived)

haha

( spangle bells www.dinohoodie.com :3, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:25, archived)

Aren't cabin crew supposed to be good looking and attractive though?

( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:18, archived)

Exactly why I applied!

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:27, archived)

can u mince at 40,00 feet?
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 16:58, archived)