One a scale of 1 to 30 stones,
how much do you weigh?

This question is especially aimed at girls.

edit: Magnum would like to know your heights, while we're at it.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)

I weigh as much as all the Stones
But they're very skinny
( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)

I'm at least 8 Ronnie Woods.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)

Actually I'm probably as much as the Rolling Stones and the Stone Roses put together

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)

about ten and a half.
WAY BETTER THAN THE FIFTEEN I WAS TWO YEARS AGO.

that is all.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:30, archived)

so you're 17?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

my jaw clicks every time i open my mouth more than two inches.
will it stay like this forever?
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

No,
all you need to do is send me £1000 and I'll fix you.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

damnit, all i have is 27p and a few back issues of new scientist

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

er five foot three according to the doctor
five foot two according to my mum, who likes to think i'm the same height as her AND SHE'S DOING THE OLD PEOPLE SHRINKING THING
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

my nanna still says "are you as tall as me yet?"
everytime I see her.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)

my nannas are both DEAD
count yourself lucky.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)

yeah but,
are you as tall as them yet?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)

ickle binky :D

( Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)

14 stones. Technically overweight for my height,
but I'm not overweight.
( Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:31, archived)

6'1", Magnum.
My BMI is 29.6

Would you like to know my blood type too?
( Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

That's verging on obese according to the bullshit that is BMI

( Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

It's also proving the good Lord here
is either lying about his weight, his height or he can't do a BMI calculation. 6' and 14 stone gives you a BMI around 25, off the top of my head. Just into overweight.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)

Well that's bollocks then.

( Lord Yulelius slankers, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:42, archived)

oh goodness I don't know
about 2 stone more than I'd like to.
( cr3stmas is highly scalable, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

you would like to be a xylophone?

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

And if I could ask their height as well

( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

A lot
But a lot less than I used to
I've lost more than most of you weigh o_O
( Minimus *France dance*, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)

10 stone ish

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)

8 stone
I'm short (5'2.5")
(Charlene 5.06 out of 10, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)

10

( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

17 or something

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

9 st 10 last I weighed myself
but that was ages ago.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)

27.43 stone, and 3 foot.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)

ooh are you a ball

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)

is this some hilarious jab at the imperial system of measurements?

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

Yeah, I totally planned that out.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:44, archived)

10.5 stone. 11 at Christmas
5ft 10.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)

i usually manage to LOSE weight over christmas and im not sure how

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

It's all the kicking of your feet at the excitement of Santa coming.

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

HE STILL FILLS MY STOCKING.
it has a picture of his face on it :D
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

this would be a terrible post
to accidentally have an out of context "I like this" click on....
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:51, archived)

is it normal to rub your feet against each other in circles when you're settling to sleep?
i find it very soothing and do it without thinking.
( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)

i think i eat way too much food the first chance i get, then feel ill for the rest of it

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

10.5 stone about 5ft 11 inches.

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

My heights?
do I have more than one?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)

Only if you're not impotent.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

I was about 10 and a half stone last time I checked,
and 6 foot tall. Check me out.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)

I would
but I think just looking at you would break you.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:39, archived)

I still manage to pack in a beer belly.
My bones must be made of polystyrene.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)

that there are some skills, boy.

( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)

about 11 stone
and 5 foot 8ish
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)

13 stone, 5' 7"
oooh yeah baby

*does the truffle shuffle*
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)