I bought 4 new pillows today
Apparently, you're supposed to replace them every two years or you get a bad neck.

What was your last reciept for?
( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)

alright planearm

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)

alright rosalicious

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

alright althegeordie

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)

Not really
I had a shit day at work. It rained and I got wet. Tell me something fun that will make me smile.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)

i flashed the boss my bits by accident today
i hope i get a promotion or at the very least, biscuits or some shit
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)

I hope it's some shit
but in a pretty box so you think it's jewellery.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)

JMG.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)

I'm smiling already.
Are you happy that your promotion chances are looking good? Although I suspect you will just yo-yo for a few seasons.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)

You can never say with confidence that any side will be a yo-yo club.
In these hefty cash injection days.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

Not even the river bathing Mackems.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

Do you reckon you'll get bailed out buy some rich towel heads or russians then?

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)

Yes.
Failing that, I'll buy them.
With Donkey Gums Briatore.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)

They've already got a fantastic owner.
Keegan isn't as good a manager as he used to be, and Ashley saw this. Not wanting keegan to look bad, Ashley made himself look bad to save Keegan's reputation.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)

He's all heart that man

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)

you geordies are too stupid to see the truth.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)

My opinion of Geordies changed forever after I read this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post558218
( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)

I'm pretty sure it's JMG's fault.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:40, archived)

You've got to try HARDER than this, MoT..
I can see through this devilish stirring a mile off!
It's JMG!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)

lol thats flight of the conchords ent it al?

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:14, archived)

Hello Mike
I've not talked to your for aaaaaaaaaages. How are you?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)

I'm great al, I'm always great. Apart from last week when I wasn't great and had flu.
But how are you?
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)

I'm okay
I got a bit wet today in the rain, and got quite angry at one of my co-workers. But I'm home and dry now so I'm happy again. I hope you've recovered from your flu. Was it swine or normal?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)

It's too easy to say it was swine flu so I'm going to stick with just flu.
Although I did have a strong inclination to fuck a sow.
( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)

I suspect they'll get relegated this season,
after being docked 70 points for being too northern.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)

This would be an excellent outcome

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)

*Head in hands*

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)

Ooh, what colour pillows?
What material?
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)

white with a superior memory foam filling

( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

Fucking nice one
they sound like proper pukka pillows.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)

a what?
does it help you remember your dreams?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)

I mistakenly bought a pillow with an inferior memory foam
fucking thing forgot it was a pillow & ran off with the milkman
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)

And on that note, I'm going home. ciao
I bought pillows actually yesterday but I would NEVER think to tell the internet about it because it's fucking dull.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:02, archived)

Now, I'd happily tell you about this duvet I got though, but that's for another time...

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

Did it make rainbows
when you farted in bed?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)

What's its tog rating?

( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)

I haven't bought any pillows in ages,
but I did get a fruit loaf in Sainsbury's on my way home. It was the Courthouse Green branch, in Coventry, and the guy on the till was called Bally. I did manage to make change, I used my little Nectar card on my key ring (and swiped it myself) and I took one of the freebie bags rather than buying a reuseable one because the freebies can be used as bin bags in my kitchen bin. I intend to use the loaf as the basis of my breakfast for the next couple of days. I didn't need to buy any Flora because I already have plenty in my fridge.
( Neptune, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)

Are you Gonz in disguise?

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

It was Sainsbury's own brand fruit loaf, which I like better than the more expensive Warburtons one.
I also bought some milk. Would you like to hear about that?
( Neptune, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)

I'll be up at about 6.30 tomorrow, so breakfast will be shortly after that.
There's loads of orange juice in my fridge, which is for the best because I really like orange juice.
( Neptune, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

my fridge has like 15 cartons of orange juice in it at the moment

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)

Are you concerned about Scurvy?

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)

It's always a worry.
I craved a lime the other day, so I bought a lime, and ate it.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)

I've always wondered
if you could peel a lemon and eat it like an orange.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:17, archived)

Oh man, you like orange juice even more than I do.

( Neptune, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:13, archived)

we do a supermarket order once every two months or so,
and get loads of orange juice, and about 20 tins of chopped tomatoes. Goodness only knows what the delivery guy must think.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)

He probably thinks that you really like orange juice and tomatoes.

( Neptune, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:22, archived)

I reckon he thinks about breasts
or maybe willies.
( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)

A plastic idc insertion tool.

( mike woz ere winter gives me an excuse for my small penis, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

Our tickets to Vienna.
MEAT ME UNDER THE GAZEBO
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

a reverse dutch steamboat.
tax-deductable, these days.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

That sounds like it requires reverse Dutch steamboat shoes.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)

no idea,
what sort of pillows?
(well, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:03, archived)

Drink, probably.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)

Did the drinking make you forget?
Or are you just suffering from alzheimers?
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)

Combination of both. The places I drink don't bother with receipts, and I can't remember what else I've bought in the last few months
Who the fuck does, anyway,
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)

I distinctly remember getting a receipt
when I bought some books. But I'm sure I bought other stuff since. In fact, I bought a shirt on sunday and that must have had a receipt.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)

the Koran
£2.99
bargain
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)

Petrol

(thediscokingpin, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:04, archived)

Spa vouchers for my sister's birthday.
I've had my pillows for years and my neck is fine, have you been taken in by the pillow-maker propaganda?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)

I have been suffering with a bad neck lately yes

( Last planearm Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)

"They" say you should
wash your pillows every few months at 60 degrees to kill dust mites. But I've never done that, and I don't have any sort of hideous dust allergy.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)

DUST MITE SYMPATHISER

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

I refuse to believe in the dust mite holocaust either.
Which is why I'm not allowed to go to Germany.
( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)

That's what they WANT you to believe

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:15, archived)

I don't take receipts, they're a waste of mother earth's resources.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)

went to tesco.
I bought 3 Rocky films amongst a lot of other things.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)

which three?

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:11, archived)

I II III
I only wanted I and II, but then pitying the fool became a good idea.
( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:12, archived)

But IV is the best one!

( althechristmasgeordie is complicated, like a squirrel in a flan., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:18, archived)

II then I, then IV then III then Balboa.

( Master Of Turnips. Less feeling than an Yngwie Malmsteen ballad., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)

www.adanx.com/trailers/trailer-the-expendables/
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:23, archived)

then Rocky Goes Bananas

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)

if you wait four year,
the pillow just out right explodes
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:09, archived)

4gb memory card

(Nameless One (horse open sleigh) Woooh, scary. Not really., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:10, archived)

Margarine, cola and some chorizo

( Chestnuts roasting on the oban fire This isn't what I ordered..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:16, archived)

hmm
guess i need some new pillows
( zulu FECK OFF, CUP!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:21, archived)

I bought some cushings

( Lord Scrope of Masham A rogue and peasant slave, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)

Peter Cushings?

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:26, archived)

Gin, fags, New Scientist and More.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:27, archived)

i got laughed at because i buy more

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)

It's the best one.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)

i know when my back is turned they're all perving on position of the fucking fortnight

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:38, archived)

I know right you don't get that in Grazia do you?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:48, archived)

exactly

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)

ha ha

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)

Batman Arkham Asylum and Call of Juarez
( magnum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)