What kind of food are you having for dinner this evening?

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)

cows cunt cauliflower

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

ahhh the 'C' diet

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

yus

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)

I can bet what's for pudding.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

pudding is for fatties

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)

Chicken, chips and onion rings
Omnomnom
(Spazboarder will post something interesting one day...maybe, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

onion rings are gash
i had a try of those with russ and they were fucking ming
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)

deep fried calamari,
now there's a food of awesome.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)

they're just there to fucking trick us
like parsnips, they ent a flat of fucking chips :(((((
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

Parse error.
Roast parsnips are ace though.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

not when you expect them to be chips
the ex made me fucking mint ones drizzled in maple syrup
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

chips in maple syrup? wtf?

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)

parsnips roasted in maple syrup
it was a bit of alright
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)

I vaguely remember someone mentioning this process before.
Sounds a bit queer to me, taking something nice and savoury and then putting sweet all over it.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)

yer im the same
was just talking about eggy bread with gonz and he was saying about putting sugar on it. sounds fucking ming.

but the parsnips worked. or perhaps im a cunt.
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:30, archived)

I had American style pancakes with syrup on the other week,
they were alright. A bit bready.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)

yeah too thick and shit
doughy. i prefer my thin pancakes with sugar
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)

I prefer my thin pancakes with soy sauce.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

oooh fancy

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:40, archived)

or worcestershire sauce,
or Tabasco sauce.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)

oh man i might try tobasco sauce

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:42, archived)

there is nothing tobasco can't improve

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

it works wonders on paper cuts

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)

ive got the habanero stuff
mint on supernoodles
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)

Dave's insanity sauce

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

I love it when you're here, half the board disappears off the
edge of my netbook.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh god thats fucking hot
i just couldnt stop eating it. but it was making me cry. but i couldnt stop
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)

I once gave my brother's girlfriend the bottle to look at,
she was in agony ten minutes later when she bit a fingernail.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)

yeah my sister-in-law rubbed her face
and left secondary red eyebrows with the juice. she cried.

i lol'd more than a bit.
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:20, archived)

I've always thought roast parsnips were sweet anyway?
Can't stand the fucking things myself.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)

shut up then

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)

not particularly,
unless you've always had them cooked by someone who habitually puts sugar all over them, maybe. There's a certain tang to them, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it "sweet".
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)

Your taste buds are all broken.
Parsnips are quite sweet in a soup, or roasted in an oven. they are naturally sweet without adding anything to them. the roasting process caramalises the sugars and makes them brown and tasty, in the same was as with onions.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)

onions aren't sweet wtf
you never get cakes with parsnips and onions on the top. does the word "sweet" mean something completely other than what I've taken it to mean all these years?
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)

although an onion cheesecake would be fucking awesome now I come to think of it

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:56, archived)

Onions are sweet if you roast them

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:01, archived)

Well I don't know how it works.
just stop trying to put me off roast parsnips. I like roast parsnips.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)

They're full of sugars which caramalise when they are heated.
Same with red, orange and yellow peppers.
( We Wish You A Wicca'd Witchmas - with many thanks to MongyChops, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

I DON'T CARE STOP IT STOP IT
I LIKE ROAST PARSNIPS LA LA LA
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:13, archived)

and what's the deal with yellow peppers?
how come supermarkets always sell peppers in those packets with the red, green and yellow peppers in? What earthly use are yellow peppers? They're like the strawberry in Neopolitan ice cream, you just end up with them left over and going mouldy.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:15, archived)

Nice food. I made some fishcakes at the weekend so those probably. After work though.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

energy drink

(well, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

Whatever we scavenge at Asda

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

I HAD A PIZZA

( Master Of Turnips. soi kitara murheissaan, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

I'm having a rib eye steak.
With chips, red cabbage and some kind of sauce I haven't really decided on yet.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)

Bernaise

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)

How does he smell?

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)

you don't need sauce on a good bit of steak.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

This is true.
I just made a quick one by deglazing the pan in the end. I hope you're not too disappointed.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)

it's your dinner.

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)

I already had pork stir fry a few hours ago

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)

yams

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)

Twat on toast

( ding dong merrily on broadsword in heaven the pills are minging, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)

Home-made cottage pie
leftover from yesterday. Gonna taste so nice..

..after 7 beers and five joints.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)

i don't recognize this comedy account
who is it?
(well, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)

I think this is a real account.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:08, archived)

was it another username

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)

I'm me
never had a "comedy account".

Had another account a couple of years ago but made it impossible to access. That's my only other account, but it's been totally nixed.

Coming close to nixing this one the way this weekn is going - the insulting and creepy gazes from some unidentified cunt in my home town who recognised me from my qotw post continue.
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)

alright heeere's raymond luxury yacht!

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)

yo

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:16, archived)

You should post them here.
Seriously.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)

hmmm, could do
it's a bit long.. (might remove this - the best scenario is that techies identify "captain lemming" and the worst is that this clogs up the board and gets on people's tits.

Read from bottom post upwards:
re: ello?
Right I'll do this here not on the board.

I choose not to publish my identity to the outside world via a public message board, that's what usernames are for!
Calling other people cunts is not very nice especially if you ain't got the balls to say it to their faces, plus if you think like that about most people then can there be any reason you haven't got any friends. Stop holding yourself above everyone, this faux intellectualism on a message board doesn't make you any better than anyone especially if you won't give them an equal forum of reply.
You live in a small town, so do I, Get over it! If you want friends stop being so high and mighty.
(Captain_Lemming, Sat 31 Oct, 12:06, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To Captain_Lemming:

@ re: ello?
so who are you??

why wont you identify yourself as I asked? it's a bit creepy being approached by someone who apparently knows me irl but who wont reveal themselves.
(heeere's raymond luxury yacht! is going to fuck you in the ass, Sat 31 Oct, 00:32)
in reply to:
@ re: ello?
don't shit your pants john, even tho' this town is shit , it's hardly as bad as you make out. As Yoda would say, "fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate and hate leads to the dark side". (or something like that) plus stop smoking weed It'll fuck your head. I certainly ain't gonna stir any shit for you. Been coming on B3ta for the best part of six years.
(Captain_Lemming, Fri 30 Oct, 21:06)
in reply to:
Sent To Captain_Lemming:

@ ello?
would you mind identifying yourself? You got my name almost right so I'm assuming I know you, if only vaguely - I'm talking with reference to b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post554460#answers-post-556257.

I'd appreciate a response - considering removing a few posts otherwise as I don't like the idea of friends/acquaintances reading stuff I post here without my knowing. Cheers,
(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

Sounds like a proper tool.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)

Oh boy

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)

christ
what a pile of fucking dull
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)

oh, well i apologize then, i'd given you the benefit of the doubt and decided to assume you were trolling

(well, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)

I like the new variation of your name.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)

Broad beans.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

BROAD BEANS ARE HORRID

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)

Don't start that shit again.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)

FUCK YOU AND THE BROAD BEANS YOU RODE IN ON

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)

I like butter beans too.

( Captn Hood-Butter, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

eight stellas
and my missus is getting a knuckle sandwich, after a good fisting
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)

*firm handshakes*

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)

Southern fried chicken and spicy potato wedges
also tortillas with sour cream and chive dip.

Maybe ice cream for pudding.
( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)

i want this

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)

Pudding is for fatties.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:10, archived)

yer i no

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)

Yeah, but you can't have me.

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)

noted
what about the grub
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)

Sorry love, I'm in club meals-for-one.

( I'm Dreaming of a Noit Christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)

toast and coffee

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:07, archived)

The edible kind.

( Know ye not Woodside? should off gone to specsavers lol, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)

WHAAAT!?

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)

I had such a huge lunch I'm not remotely hungry yet.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:09, archived)

get out of town

(raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)

I totally had some food earlier, but I ate it.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)

The cooked variety, or maybe not. Might just have drink.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:14, archived)

i was thinking about that for the next month
swapping food for booze, dunno yet
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:15, archived)

I might give it a lash, see what happens.
We should compare notes.
( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)

i liked it a bit
pack of crips now and again. its alright
(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)

I like a bit of rice cakes and cheese now and again

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:20, archived)

gay

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

need to stay healthy, man

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:25, archived)

Rice cakes are not food, silly.
They're packaging.
( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)

I quite like the salt and vinegar ones.

( Esme Winterval fuck your fucking pie, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'm with Shambles here, rice cakes are like those polystyrene S shapes you get as filler
in packages.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:43, archived)

I made Mince.
With pastry and skirlie.
( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:18, archived)

Did you mop up your plate with a cultural cliché?

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)

No, I battered it then ate it.

( Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:23, archived)

I'm dining on GOALS

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:21, archived)

I'm eating my own words.

( HBLseasonsgreetings! voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:22, archived)

Pie.
Home made lamb, mint and vegetable pie with baked potatoes and cabbage with onion gravy. Home made chocolate cake for dessert.
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)

how do you make a lamb?

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:26, archived)

When a mummy sheep and a daddy ram love one another very much ...

( Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:27, archived)

When the Cat's Mother and a ram love each other VERY much...

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)

Wasn't necessarily me
There are others living in ths home.
( The Cat's Mistletoe is busy busy busy on, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:36, archived)

Who knows who might have parented the lamb?
You don't ask too many questions, just cook the fucking pie and hope nobody wants it back.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)

I am trying to make my own noodles...
so far so good
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:29, archived)

I totally had some out of a packet at lunch.
25p.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:31, archived)

I might have some from a pot later.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)

you're livin' the high life

( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:38, archived)

i no rite

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:41, archived)

me n'all
but these a buckwheat noodles for a coel... cole... col.. coeli... foodfail
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:33, archived)

I might have sausages and mash if my ultra use-by-date adherent housemates haven't thrown my lovely sausages out

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 19:57, archived)

I had a yoghurt which was three weeks past its use by date.
It was fine, nothing wrong with it. Best before dates are for LOSERS.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:10, archived)

What the fuck is River City?
where's Holby?
no wonder scottish people are so miserable.
( scott,, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:03, archived)

When the simpsons or fresh prince was on bbc2 at 6pm
scotland used to replace it sometimes with gaelic gibbery nonsense,

visit to gran ruined.
('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7scMC7YSDQ
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:09, archived)

damn it
i'm in Dunblane and i feel another massacre coming on.
( scott,, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 20:11, archived)