Why is it, every time I try to sell something in an auction on eBay, an army of retards arises to
ask me if there is "a buy it now price". This time, the same bloke has asked me to deliver it to his house for free, asked me bizarre barely comprehensible questions, and asked me for a Buy It now price twice to see if he can make me change my mind: cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mobile-Broadband-Huawei-D100-Wireless-Router_W0QQitemZ300362308788QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Computing_Networking_SM?hash=item45eefd1cb4

Aaargh. Shouldn't there be a police force dedicated to eradicating these fools?

What annoys you on eBay?
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)

You.

( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

Oh okay.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

People on ebay are spastics

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:04, archived)

I'll give you four pounds fo it

('all i want for christmas is my glued HOLY SHIT, IT'S CHRISTMfront eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

Yes, people who say that are annoying, too.

( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Sometimes I reply to those publicly saying "no you won't"
lol
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

really?
don't advertise your stuff for sale online, then, you idiot. Seriously, what do you fucking expect?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:12, archived)

This.
But more aggressive.
( baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

More than £4 when the bidding is already over £10.

( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

OK, see now
you are mistaking "online" for "a shop".

No-one knows who you are onine. There are no comebacks. People don't have to do things in public, therefore suffer any form of embarassment. The world is full of pricks, and they are mostly on the internet. I'm sorry, how long have you been on this site, and you don't get it?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:16, archived)

I think you're all lovely.
There's no need to be embarrassed.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:48, archived)

I'll give you head

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

A++++++++ SELLER WILL USE AGAIN

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

The buy it now thing is sometimes OK.
If you want something NOW and can't wait a week for the auction to finish, for example, and the seller has a price in mind or a reserve price.

However, I usually use auctions to sell stuff when I either a) don't care how much I get or b) have no idea what something is worth, in which case I just tell them to let the auction run.
( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:06, archived)

i've never used ebay, i think it is a jumble sale for online wankers

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Most of the stuff on there these days is brand new.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:08, archived)

god damn forrins with their free delivery and chinese ripoffs

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

yeah, i'd love a nice pair of snide sunglasses boxed up as oakleys

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

haha you twat

(rosalicious i fucking love christmas, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:32, archived)

I went to China and bought the Mont Blanc pens off the bloke on the street.
Impresses the sad twats I work with (who actually really do pay £200+ for a pen) and I don't care if I lose them.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:46, archived)

It's great for buying small electronics like phone chargers and USB cables.
And childrens clothes (although they get safety-washed twice). I wouldn't buy anything big off there, though.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

best place for thermoelectric coolers.
you can't bloody get them anywhere else in this country.
( Moon Girl Technologies agent of Yahweh, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:22, archived)

I've just searched for them.
I now want one. I have no idea why, but I want one.
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:51, archived)

ebay is worth millions and millions

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

And how many stupid questions have you just asked for?
Oh dear..
( Faithless, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:07, archived)

Fuck that, I've just won a race around Liberty City.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

I totally jumped off a building

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:09, archived)

did you do it on a motorcycle
that's totally rad kickass if you did
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

I did.
Then I landed on a moving truck.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)

did blood come out your tires
that's like so hardcore if it did.
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

I've not managed to get any of the basejumps yet. They're clearly rigged.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:14, archived)

Awesome.
What did you win?
( Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:11, archived)

Tony's debts paid off.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:13, archived)