apparently
its my b3ta birthday. i dont believe it as its "4 years, 11 months, 29 days"

Does cr3 need a chatting to or has my perception of yearly anniversary gone out the window?

*edit* given its just gone midnight have i found teh glitch in the time reporting system?!
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)

Don't care.

( Katy Hysteria on a messageboard full of shitcunts. Pisstrumpet., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

yeah maybe you're just shit

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

dullard

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)

moar
pleaz
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

If you're looking for a candle next to your name, you have to donate to get an icon first.

( The Hedgehog From Hell, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)

i care not
about teh candle.
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

i don't think it's complaining about that,
it's just generally being dull.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

sir
geek != dull, but thats a matter of opinion, right?
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)

"TEH"?!
We've BEEN here, b3ta!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

oh fooken ell
haway mate gizz break lyke! not JMG again (ill smother you in old man porn)
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

You're a bit shit, yeah

( Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

That offends me, and the Lancastrian plumber who's accent you slip in to half-way through.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

well im a geordie
i thought you knew that already? had away an shite :P
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

Alright.
A Geordie would and should NEVER spell it "Ha'way".
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:43, archived)

dont knock me spelling
i was brought up doon pit lyke
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:45, archived)

JMG

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

You've been here a very long time and not posted much.
Do you look at /talk very often?
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)

only when
i fancy a flame sesh from the young uns
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:27, archived)

Here's a pointer, people don't say 'teh' or 'moar' on /talk, people
talk in real words. It's like a not-as-funny text version of Mock The Week, where most people are Hugh Dennis.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

well
unlike you, i dont go with the crowd. i do my own thing and enjoy it, regardless of the outcome. you carry on with your fitting in.
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6526105
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

sometime I write teh because i'm shite at typing though.
( SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 7:22, archived)

i'm surprised you can use the keyboard
with that crippling mental retardation you suffer from grandad.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

now thats
moar like it!!
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Fantastic, another fucking Hugh Dennis.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:31, archived)

Well, you're clearly a cunt.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)

yep
tell me something i dont know
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

The only highlight of your life will be that time people called you a cunt on /talk. You'll die alone and I hope your family get cancer.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

ah
now thats the true b3ta spirit. none of this "im the best guy so i'm going to say ZYX to look fucking cool"... proper feeling there, and unique too.
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

No, I genuinely hope they get cancer and that you have to watch their pathetic lives wither away into nothingness.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)

nothing original
still?

come on man.. who throws a shoe!!!
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)

five years and you still haven't donated
maybe if you did you could have a candle or perhaps some cake
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)

No, it's because he's a cunt.

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

you
still banging on about that? We established that years ago.
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)

It's not often I agree with you, but on this I do.
Have a drink on me.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:35, archived)

Wait, you don't always agree with me?

( JackFrostAction The answer to your first question is SHADDUP., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)

Yes I don't not do.

( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)

bloody ell
donation nazi!
(Shamen Speak Slowly, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:33, archived)

you can keep your kebab
/ac
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)