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Morning Tea Fans! (and lovers of other beverages)
last night I saw a burglar fall off a roof, it would have been shocking but he was a cheeky wee shite.

I also got a lend of a temporary phone, it can make phone calls, send text messages, has an alarm clock AND THAT'S IT!

I need to get a geeky gadget phone STAT!Any reccomendations?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:27, archived)
Get an iPhone so that you don't spend all your time telling people how your phone is ACTUALLY better than an iPhone because deep down you are upset that you don't have an iPhone.
Or, if you are not a cock; I don't know. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:28, archived)
I don't want an iphone
for various reasons, but mainly because there's no flash on the camera. I like the new motorola android but am rejecting it for the same reason
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSled I'll get you next time 7-zark-7, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:30, archived)
You've started already.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey probably got the parts of Big City Zoo up his bum, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:35, archived)
i have an iphone and the phone bit works the same as any other phone except you cant text by feel, you have to look at it. this is rubbish.
however i do like the fact i basically have a baby wee computer in my pocket. and it has yellow and black stripes, like a bee or a yellow tiger.
(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:45, archived)
OH GOD BINKY LOOK OUT YOU'VE GOT A TIGER IN YOUR POCKET

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:50, archived)
HOLY CRAP dont worry its tame IT OBEYS ONLY ME killkillkill pussykit rawr

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)
Damned furries.

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
it isnt furrry
oh god i wonder if i could make it a fluffy case with ears
(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
*head in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
*glees*

(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:16, archived)
*glee in hands*

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
YES!
My friend's cat loves my iphone, he always wants to sleep on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
Your friend's cat is a gay cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
So is, he meows like a right one.

(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:33, archived)
Sorry, so is who?

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
My friend's cat
Minky
(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
does he have a license?

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
A licence to kill
All little insects, dusters and your hands when he gets too excited
(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
*passes the kleenex*

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
That really hacks me off and as much as I like my iphone
I think I might go back to a normal handset because of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
Some of the best pictures I've ever taken
were done on my old N95. Hopeless pile of shit as a phone but the camera was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:49, archived)
I really liked that as a phone
and I considered keeping it just as a camera.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:46, archived)
I've got the N95 8G and I've only got it still because of the camera and video functions are so good.

(I helped save b3ta! Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
just get a swiss army knife and a compass and a camera and gaffa tape them to your phone

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:46, archived)
I can definitely recommend getting one that runs on Android.

(I helped save b3ta! 'Twas the Noit before Christmas, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:52, archived)
NEVER MIND THAT I'VE TOTALLY UPDATED MY FLICKR PAGE
www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/
(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:55, archived)
Downtown shitsville Kuwait City
I stayed in Ahmadi while I worked there (sort of putting fires out) Loathe the place!
(I helped save b3ta! fagilliD GMT+7, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:02, archived)
It's proper shit, isn't it?
It's totally and utterly unphotogenic, as most of the buildings look like either Optimus Prime's hermaphrodite gash or massively cack robot dildos built in the eighties.
(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:06, archived)
where's this?
www.flickr.com/photos/rnuk/3786839054/

It looks amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:15, archived)
Somewhere in Bosnia, hang about, I'll try and find it on the map.
It is amazing. The water's freezing, but you get used to it really quickly, and the fish come and nibble your legs. Also: SHITLOADS OF HOT EASTERN EUROPEAN TOTTY IN SWIMMING COSTUMES AND A BAR ON THE BANK.
(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
Pretty sure it's a place called Kravica.

(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)
Lovely.
Lots of killing went on there during the war.
(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
Lots of killing went on everywhere during the war.
Our hostel was a hundred yards from the former front line. Walls covered in bullet holes. When I go again, I'm off around an old deserted bank; files still all over the floor, covered in shells.
(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:37, archived)
Would you reccommend it as an interesting holiday destination?
I have been told that that part of the world is stunningly beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:41, archived)
Bosnia is the fucking tits.
Mostar is beautiful; I felt happy just being there. When you learn the history of the bridge and all that, it just feels really nice knowing that the place is still there. I would suggest staying here:
www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g295388-d1076818-Reviews-Majda_s_Rooms-Mostar.html

It's a hostel, but it's by far the best hostel I've ever been in, and it has private rooms. The woman's brother will take you on The Tour (to the above place) and he's brilliant. He'll tell you about how he nearly got killed in the war, about how the war is 'still going on' etc etc.

And Sarajevo is cool aswell. Not nearly as beautiful as Mostar, but it's still got that sense of 'Yeah, we were under siege for four years, but hey, shit happens. Let's get on with life, eh?'. Also, I bought a pizza in Sarajevo that was, and I kid you not, so big it didn't fit on the table.
(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:48, archived)
Serbia, on the other hand, is a shit hole.

(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
Duly noted.

(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:50, archived)
Sounds great.
I'm looking into more 'interesting' places to visit next year.
(I helped save b3ta! Red Red Rocket goes bob bob bobbing along wants to know your gamertag, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:51, archived)

that would be great but; proxy.emirates.net.ae/images-ip/siteblocked.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:17, archived)
POXY emirates.net more like.

(rnuk -, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:18, archived)
oh man, ZING

(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)
N97mini is probably good, given what you've said above.
also: www.b3ta.com/links/Oh_god_Im_going_to_have_to_get_chicken_wings_from_the_chinese_at_lunch_now
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 8:58, archived)
I've not been to sleep yet.
=/
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:01, archived)
I'm soo hungry, I really really want chicken wings.
I might go to Marks'n'sparks in a bit and pick some up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:03, archived)
I might get dressed and go out now to get chicken wings.
Then do a marathon work session, like, a whole days work, while eating chicken wings.

oh god, I love 'chinese' chicken wings from marks'n'spencor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:04, archived)
I'm going right now, soo-long fair well, alvitasan huzzah !

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
I'm back.
I return with mince pies and chicken wings and brandy extra thick clotted cream and poridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:35, archived)
i put it to you that you don't need a geeky gadget phone...

(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:10, archived)
And you don't need a car or a telly or a microwave or ....like..stuff...maaaan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
fire? but what FOR?

(I helped save b3ta! O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:14, archived)
no no... those things are fine
carry on
(I helped save b3ta! hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:32, archived)
I think what you ment to say was "_I_ don't need..."

(I helped save b3ta! Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:53, archived)
Grawr
Not fully awake yet, strong coffee did not work...
I don't know, a Mobira Cityman 900 or something
(I helped save b3ta! Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)

soem guy at work was going on about some HTC phone with android hes got after eagerly awaiting it being sold in UK
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood typed with furious anger on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:19, archived)
i just found out that the tree on the lines that caused my train to be late yesterday
was caused by a TORNADO.
(I helped save b3ta! snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:40, archived)
Were you in the Winchester area?
We got delayed with trees on the line there
(Neddy Has got jingely bells., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)
get a htc hero
it is all of the woo and most of the apps on android are free compared to the shafty iphone monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! chuff monkey I AM him, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 9:49, archived)