I was just yawn raped
This I did not enjoy.

Also, I have cramp in my leg - an issue which I would be very grateful to sort out right about now...
( Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:47, archived)

Walk it off

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

I sense an issue with this solution, but I shall try it
*collapses*
( Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Near the top,
/qotw fail and personal threats.
edit: I should have probably linked it... www.b3ta.com/questions/rubbishtowns/post557958
edit2: off topic blokes now getting emails to his personal address from him www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post559024
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

Oh my,
What a prick.
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

I found his photobucket page and linked to a photo of him,
he didn't like that and has now deleted all his photos on there.

Oh and he keeps banging on about his flight on Wizz air all over the internet..
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

fucking hell
I was about to lambaste you for hounding the twat over the internet for his previous posts on other forums... but then I spotted the chimpout.com post...

what an unbelievable cunt
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:36, archived)

is that chimpout.com
where nonces meet?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love it's voucher exchange festival time., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

chimpout.com - the well known internet meeting place for nonces?

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

So you have a copy of the photo in your cache?
Do share!
( M3rx loves hot Asian ladies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)

Haha :D

( St.Minimus *France dance*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)

"You really
dont know when to button it do you."

pffft
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:04, archived)

My goodness.
If you tell the mods about this, i'll give you a knuckle sandwich and beats.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

He's already been banned,

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

chart cat has used the opportunity to reminisce about the time he pretended to be angry at us, i see

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

I noticed that
what a fucking tool

it's almost like something s****** or f*** would do
( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

it's very important to emphasise that he was only pretending

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

It's cunt cat now, thank you
I'm not pretending anything. I was angry for a bit, then I started enjoying myself. It's my first flounce in five years, I deserve a fucking medal.
( cunt cat retarded science: indistinguishable from religion, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 3:19, archived)

" I didn’t require a hotel as my fianc!es parents live close and put us up but I am very angry at the way Wizz Air treated us."
forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showpost.html?p=11777815&postcount=104

I'm guessing he got dumped, gutted.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:15, archived)

NSFW for fucking shocking racism
www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7203
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:18, archived)

Hah what fucking racist scum.
It's nice that he uses the same name throughout the internet though :)
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)

Yeah I've just reported him for racism on facebook.

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)

jesus tap-dancing christ!

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

"There are 228 users currently browsing forums."
I mean, I guess I knew this stuff existed, but...
Edit: www.chimpout.com/forum/showthread.php?t=83361 (!)
( Zuowan , yes, in China., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:30, archived)

Fucking awful/
What a cunt
( TY&GN, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

He's signed up to some Phuket forum.
I *think*, and I could be wrong, that's thailand's roughest sex-tourest spot, or something like that.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

knobbing boys.

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)

Ok, right, now
tell me you've somehow faked that. right? seriously? fuck.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:32, archived)

I wish I had...
can someone who knows the law check the legality of posting that?
We've got his real name now.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:35, archived)

Being a racist cunt is still legal in the UK.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:37, archived)

I'd consider forwarding the job lot to the IWF.
they would be best placed to know.

www.iwf.org.uk/corporate/page.49.232.htm

Fucking hell though, that genuinely shocked me, and that's a pretty tricky thing to do.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)

Fortunately it's blocked here :)

( The Teviot Moose 's cock expands to fill the space available, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)

it's genuinely startling.
proper, serious, full-on racism.
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)

it's actually mind-boggling

( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

Wow.
That's quite scary actually.
( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

At least he has the decency
to use the same name everywhere. Makes showing him up a lot easier.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)

mabazaritchie for Prime Minister!!!

( hubare originator of "NEAR THE TOP", Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)

Holy shit, I couldn't see that at work but now I'm home
I can. What an totally disgusting person.
( Once in Royal Druid's City - When you need an undertaker..., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 22:47, archived)

If he hates Poles so much
what the hell is he doing IN Poland?
(TDub is wearing the black dog heavy on her shoulders on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:08, archived)

I think he might've deleted his account
or got banned cos I went to look in his profile and it's User Not Found.
( Blue Star of Wonder Blue Star of Night, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

It was stolen by a gang of Poles

( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

aw man, i was going to let him know where i lived too
he could have gone on a tour, beating up people who don't agree with him on the internet
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:09, archived)

leave him a message
www.youtube.com/mabazaritchie
( weaver. Free Psychochomp when you spend £50!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

(he's pretty easy to find on facebook)

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

We could have a parade
where we all lined up on the pavement, and he'd cycle down the road, with one fist up, punching people in the face like a small girl knocking a stick along a fence.
( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:12, archived)

the image of this has made me giggle like a mong

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Ah, man, that's rubbish.
I just totally offered him out next Thursday and all. Where's cr3 when you need an unbanning hammer?
( the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:27, archived)

Right! I'M A BULLY! FUCKING DOUBLE HARD!
I'M A RACIST TOO. PUNCHERTY PUNCH PUNCH!oh no they're looking at pictures of me boobyhoohoo :(
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:20, archived)

i wouldn't me happy with people looking at MY boobyhoohoo either
to be honest
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:29, archived)

Haha
Thats good stuff, right threre.
(thediscokingpin, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:34, archived)

walk saw
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

I'm checking the BBC news site and there's no mention of this yet.
Not even on the ticker thing.
I think you're lying about this otherwise incredible story.
( Rudolph The REddache Reindeer Killing In The Reindeer Of, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

It is not a lie
NEVER, NEEVERR

Though my work collegue is now taking to stabbing me in the thigh to prove my crampiness
( Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)

Bend over and grab your toes

(M o D, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:48, archived)

Pervert

( Grinned2Death knows what Willis was talking about, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)

I've totally got a dog breeder as a client.
I can not think of a more perfect client for me.

=DDD
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)

ask for a dog as payment

( Mrs.Sp@m sandwich on christmas day instead of turkey., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:52, archived)

DOG DOG DOG DOG
I'm getting rid of one of my flatmates by early january, my dream of getting a dog grows closer and closer by the day.

I wouldn't ask for one of his dogs though, they're Kangals (like this fella), way to big for me.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)

They're great dogs
I'd love one but I have to wait for the cat to die first.
( Cactus 1 Don't Touch the Bang Bang Fruit, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:02, archived)

why is the man wearing a fake penis

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:06, archived)

I thought that at first...

(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:07, archived)

oh god is it real

( O sleepy town of Binklehem, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)

hahaha

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:38, archived)

poor sexface :(
On the streets, wankerty tramping up homeless women.
( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)

but you live in a flat right?
dogs need gardens! and open spaces! and walking every day!
( Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Moohalaa laa laaaa, laa laa laa laa, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:31, archived)

Amputate it.

( Zuowan , yes, in China., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)

Also, what is yawn raping?

( Little Donkey Gums can only last 22 hours without mentioning fannies, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:24, archived)

this?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Yawn%20Rape
( snowpaul fight - DUCK! *splat*, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)